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<0> lol
<1> Go back in the IRC logs and see the last time my IP address changed...
<1> :P
<0> lolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolollolol
<1> I can tell you the exact day.
<0> i can too!
<2> p3nguin: heh, mine has been the same since i got this line
<1> September 19, 2005
<2> dynamic my *** :D
<2> heh
<0> it is dynamic
<1> That's six months ago!
<0> he turns off his modem, he gets a new ip
<2> Interex: mine?
<0> no p3nguin



<1> Interex: wrong.
<2> ah
<0> if your modem goes down you wont get a new ip?
<1> I've had my modem off for hours and it didn't.
<0> it always did
<0> odd, i know mine did too
<0> mine changed a lot
<0> i also had to do it myself a few times because of pax0r punx
<2> depends on the dhcp settings
<1> I get an IP address and I can't get it to change for over six months.
<1> I get cached and can't get it to change.
<2> the for example, what is the lease-time, do you have a reservation ?
<1> The lease is 8 hours. I don't have a reservation.
<2> p3nguin: you can tell the server to remove you from its cache though
<1> Figure that one out.
<0> hmm
<0> shawn is bitching like a little girl
<0> "get a job mooch"
<0> haha thats his new favorite line
<1> Tell him if he's going to act like a girl you're going to treat him like a girl. Grab the K-Y lube and squeeze some into your hand. Then say, "Now come here!"
<3> "maybe ya should try those penis pills yo"
<0> hahahaha
<0> i told him if he's gonna talk like he's big, he can stand to me like he's big, and he just sat there
<0> he's a ****ing loser, his thing is he likes to blame EVERYONE for his problems
<0> i promise he wont be driving his car tonight ;)
<0> bye bye shawns job
<3> who are you talking about
<1> Pull his hair or something mean.
<0> my brother, who just got out of prison
<2> evil-dna: The -r flag explicitly releases the current lease, and once the lease has been released, the client exits.
<3> is he drunnk?
<2> that is for dhclient
<0> p3nguin: i cant his theropist told him that he is to call the police if i lay a finger on him
<0> evil-dna: naw not drunk
<2> the dhcpcd client has something similar
<3> then why cant he drive tonight
<0> he's a idiot with no common sense, he's lazy, a bum, he doesnt bathe, smells funny, etc..
<3> hm
<0> evil-dna: he needs his car for his job, no car, no job
<3> ok i take it you don't like your bro
<2> Interex: i bet he smells funni\y if he doesnt bathe
<1> Enchanter_tim: If I had the modem hooked right to my computer that would work just fine.
<0> Enchanter_tim: heh
<3> whats the problem with the car
<0> evil-dna: no i hate him
<3> he delivers newspapers or something?
<2> ah, family
<1> He's always been a pain.
<3> pizza?
<0> evil-dna: he bitches at me for not having a job but yet requires me to maintain his car, oil, plugs, wires, brakes, etc....
<2> can you feel the love in the air?
<0> so tonight he wont have a car to drive, and i wont work on it for him
<3> ah
<0> he has no car, he has no job
<3> so you tell him to get a mechanic
<0> he has no job he goes back to prison
<0> :D
<3> cuz you have other things to do
<0> oh he cant do that because he doesnt have $$
<0> i'm going to unhook the injector rail
<0> :D



<3> tell him to be less retarded and fix the car himself
<3> dont be an *** dude
<0> thats what we try telling him
<0> **** that, i work on his car for FREE to make sure he has a job and he does nothing to help me out and then blames me for his problems
<0> pfft i'm giving him one tonight.
<1> I think it would be good to remove the schraeder valve from the fuel rail.
<0> lol
<0> valve remover
<1> Try to find one of those on short notice.
<0> fuel will spray EVERYWHERE
<3> its a bit excessive to send him back to prison though
<0> evil-dna: not really
<3> just kick him out
<0> he was better there than he is now
<1> Then he should stop acting a fool.
<0> cant, its my dads house
<3> ah
<3> i knew there was something like that
<1> I'd burn his mattress.
<4> geez http://www.aviationpics.de/appr/app.htm
<0> p3nguin: it needs burnt
<0> he smells funny and if you tell him he's like "so what?"
<1> While he's on it!
<0> lol!
<0> he leaves in 30 minutes
<0> i'll go out and unhook something
<1> He'll see you and cry.
<0> i remember when i changed the CV-Shaft on his old car few years ago
<0> forgot to put in the lower control arm bolt
<3> bleh
<0> he was going down W-H road and BAM fell apart
<0> hahaha
<0> he called SCREAMING at me, it was so funny
<2> haha, easteregg in skype :D
<3> is there someone you dont hate in your family (besides daugther) :P
<0> i hate my mother and my older brother
<0> that is all
<3> and not ex wife?
<0> Carmon isnt my wife
<3> hm
<0> just my daughters mother
<3> ya her
<3> so you say she isnt family :P
<0> Carmon??
<3> ya
<0> hahahaha **** no
<0> she was so awesome when i met her, the day we moved in together she turned into a total bitch
<1> So anyway, I research and dig all over this domain name and there isn't even an A record on it. How can she host her server at her house on this static IP address and not even have an A record? What a dumb bitch.
<3> love makes that to you
<3> supposedly :P
<0> evil-dna: i dont understand what happened to her, i think it was some type of newly discovered false testicular fortitude
<1> I told her to delegate afraid.org as the nameserver for the other domain name that I manage...
<1> She didn't even know how to do that.
<3> eh?
<0> evil-dna: means she somehow got GUTS and became BALLSY
<0> or something
<3> haha
<1> I don't know why she did that. She has a much worse life being drained by her parents.
<0> yup
<1> But she likes it, so piss on her.
<0> i pissed on her once
<0> twice actually
<0> :D
<1> Eva asked me about her the other day.
<0> ack
<0> what did you tell her?
<1> She wanted to know if I had a phone number for her. I said that I didn't.
<0> that it?
<0> does she know Carmon and I are not together anymore?
<1> She asked if you and her were going to get back together. I told her that I doubted it.
<1> Yes.
<0> ooh
<0> i wonder how she knew


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