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<0> i'm sure you didnt google that right?
<1> inf00: Have a look at bluecoat.com to see if they offer something like that.
<2> ..
<1> They may very well be beyond the scope you are looking for, but they have good products.
<2> hi all it's my 20 birthday tomorrow ...i want to have the best linux distro can u name it ?
<1> HamzaLinux: You already said that.
<1> Don't repeat or I will give you the worst birthday present around.
<0> wtf does your birthday have to do with anything??
<1> HamzaLinux: Just use Slackware for your birthday party.
<0> Hey all my birthday is in 8 months, can you reccomend the best Mp3 Player to use in Linux?
<1> As long as you don't repeat...
<0> Slackware and I are like a figure
<2> sorry Interex...
<0> we are tight, we play pool, smoke, get high, drunk, and party together
<0> Slackware is my bestest fren
<3> ( 22:42:29 ) ( HamzaLinux ) hi all it's my 20 birthday tomorrow ...i want to have the best linux distro can u name it ?
<3> that was funny
<0> fsckin Kayla sent me a TXT at 7:20 (wish me luck baby we're heading out love u"
<0> )
<0> woke me up for that nonsense
<1> Luck on what?
<0> her singing competition is today
<1> Tell her to stop. Don't you have to pay for her messages?
<0> no
<4> p3nguin, thanks looking over bluecoat, do you have experience with their hardware?
<1> Oh.
<0> incoming is fwee!
<0> i can hold about 60 inbox messages, i've had to clear it out 6 times since i met her
<0> thats how much we TXT
<1> inf00: I attended a seminar where they had a speaker for one of their products. We reviewed the operation of that particular appliance. Other than that I have not had much experience with them.
<4> p3nguin, bluecoat sells proxies mostly.. no load balancers there
<0> heh
<0> you need a big weiner?
<1> inf00: Sorry, then. I just thought they might have something to help you.
<4> i see, thanks anyway.
<4> anyone else who can recommend some load balancers? (otherwise i will end up buying crap)
<1> There's one called "The Brick"
<1> Let me see what I can dig up.
<0> all in all we're all just bricks in the wall
<4> the brick eh?
<0> p3nguin: i wouldnt waste my time, let them find it, all they need is GOOGLE
<0> ****in lazy people
<4> Interex, i googled for 2 hours, then came here
<0> inf00: lies
<1> Nah, I don't mind when someone asks about hardware or software recommendations. That shows some initiative.
<4> i can name 3 vendors i looked at, cayotee, dell BIGip, cisco (too expensive)
<0> http://plb.sunsite.dk/download.html
<1> When they want me to work on their **** for them, that's when I don't help much.
<0> err
<0> wronfg link
<1> http://www.xgforce.com/loadbalancer.html
<1> http://www.loadbalancer.us/
<0> http://www.strakerinteractive.co.uk/strakeruk/solutions/traffic_management/zeus-load-balancer.cfm
<4> saw the second one
<4> and zeus
<4> :)
<0> http://www.networkcomputing.com/showitem.jhtml?docid=1517f15
<4> its jsut that it's hard to find something where ti says, "yeah i've used XGFORCE Load Balancers and they are a piece of ****"
<1> http://enterprisearchitecture.nih.gov/ArchLib/AT/TA/NetworkLoadBalancingServerBrick.htm
<0> http://hardware.ittoolbox.com/documents/popular-q-and-a/load-balancing-with-citrix-xpa-261
<0> damn wrong link again
<1> http://www.hotbrick.com/produto.asp?tipo=2&codPro=7
<4> and there is no recent reviews (2 years or more recent) or comparisons that i could find either
<1> http://www.hotbrick.com/produto.asp?tipo=2&codPro=22
<0> http://cgi.ebay.com/HotBrick-SOHO-LB-2-Load-Balancer-Firewall-3-Yr-Warr_W0QQitemZ5875148177QQcategoryZ51168QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
<0> heh hotbrick
<4> from someone with some authority, i.e. not some guy who got sent a free loadbalncer to write some good stuff about it
<0> go to that ebay link
<0> buy that hotbrick
<0> be happy
<4> ok
<5> hi
<4> interesting
<4> i like the name heh
<5> can anyone tell me! how to run a specific file when any user logs into my box?
<0> i guess its better than naming it "interex's mother"
<0> PkSop: put it in your .bashrc ?
<4> but for $200 i wonder what one can expect
<1> HotBrick is what I mentioned earlier, I just called it by The Brick.
<5> I have 2.6.8-022stab067.1-enterprise
<0> that ebay link is for a hotbrick SOHO
<5> Interex: u mean every users' .bashrc ?
<1> PkSop: ~/.login
<0> hmm, what matters if its in ~/.login or ~/.bashrc
<1> You want a system-wide login script?
<5> p3nguin: yep
<0> i have ~/.bashrc for my personal scripts :(
<5> global setting! should affect every user.
<1> Sounds malicious
<0> PkSop: what are you wanting to execute?
<5> it just sounds! but it isnt :P
<0> PkSop: what are you wanting to execute?
<0> dont make me type it again Jethro
<5> Interex: a script to check no. of processes running.
<0> why?
<0> let me see the script
<5> does tht concern u?
<0> yes.
<5> o_O
<0> because i think you're lying.
<1> You're asking for help from us, therefor it concerns us.
<0> ^ what he said
<5> o_O
<0> PkSop: su -c "telinit 0"
<5> i need to check how many processes are using how many irc-connections!
<0> PkSop: you have a script already?
<1> Use /etc/profile.d/
<5> Interex: yep
<0> PkSop: let me see it
<5> Interex: sorry its private =)
<0> then you're lying
<1> Yep, lying!
<0> no more help for you t00b3r
<1> I gave the answer already.
<4> PkSop, just have a cron to check process list on the box
<1> Let's see if he figures it out.
<4> and grep irc ports/processes
<1> cron != login script
<4> why go with a login script?
<1> Probably because that is what he asked for.
<4> well if someone asks for a baseball bat to brush their teeth
<5> inf00: yep! i will be adding tht one too :)
<1> I'm not offering alternative, or even better, ways. I'm answering the guy's question.
<5> inf00: if they exceed! the connection to ssh should be suspended!
<1> inf00: I would give them a bat.
<0> what would it matter how many processes were running, or IRC connections were active when ANYONE logs in to the box?
<0> sure on my box i have it tell me the processes running when i open konsole
<4> u r evil
<1> It's what the user requested.
<4> PkSop, do cron, and kill processes and ssh connections as needed
<5> inf00: yeah! i m setting tht one too =)
<4> when users just login they probably didn't even get a chance to run anything just yet.. so i don't follow your logic
<5> btw
<1> I concur that it does not make sense, but I was filling the request.
<0> Linux Kernel: 2.4.31
<0> Hostname: laptop
<0> Bash Version: 3.00.16(2)-release
<0> 70 Processes Running
<0> Local IP: 192.168.1.105
<0>
<4> you want to fork off a child daemon to monitor each user?
<0> interex@laptop:~$
<0> wo0t wo0t
<1> fl00d
<0> FLOOD!!!
<6> bleh
<0> lol, damn im hyper
<0> PkSop: do you have any pets?
<0> like maybe a small cat, or really small dog
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