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<0> and a virtual ip for those 2 boxes .. so if the primary server is down .. the other will take over
<0> HA
<1> I miss linux :/
<2> oh, so it's part of HA then !
<0> yup
<0> it is
<2> wow, i thought HA is only about clustering
<2> well, you learn something everyday
<2> especially in this channel
<0> and that too .. specified box for specified job .. acts as a single logical unit ?
<2> RoutermenReturns: you asking?
<0> not sure if the info is correct
<0> well atleast thats what i think it is
<0> hehe
<3> whats HA?
<0> High Availability



<2> RoutermenReturns: well i can tell you this much, any system in which you make a call to one interface is a logical unit
<1> Hole in ***
<2> for example, if you have an N-Tier system, and you only interact with the view tier, then it's a logical unit
<2> even though you might have the business tier in china and the DB tier in Taiwan
<2> oh yes oh yes :) Cartman is singing Kyle's mom is a bitch, i love that song
<0> yep .. like the close frame relay network
<2> RoutermenReturns: exactly, so a logical unit is really a vague term i guess, you have to put it in context
<3> site?
<2> LOL i just noticed your comment Al-Ashtar ahahahahahaha
<1> that's what HA stands for :/
<2> Al-Ashtar: don't ever leave this channel man, your presense here is awesome LOL
<0> Hole in A** ? haha .. that would change my boss's reaction if i told him what HA "really is"
<4> hi linux guys
<2> hi wise guy
<1> don't worry I'm stuck on this channel like gum in an armpit hair
<4> i'm back with a newer, hopefull less blatantly stupid question
<1> hey Wise-Guy
<2> let us be the judges of that
<2> :)
<1> how is your ubuntu ?
<0> Al-Ashtar it can still be shaved off ya know ..
<1> not with gum stuck on it
<4> is it possible, and how would one go about, networking my linux computer to my son's windows me computer?
<2> Wise-Guy: Samba
<1> you have to be a man and just pull it right out
<4> i have two lan cards, one of which is connected to the DSL modem, the other connects to his computer
<4> unless i can connect them, i can't use linux while he's online
<4> i love my ubuntu
<1> brb
<5> Wise-Guy, how do you want it networked? just purely for internet?
<0> Wise-Guy : do you have plans to install new pcs in the future ?
<4> i am now fully confident that i can do anything i want to do via ubuntu, and have no need of window's atall
<1> I started ubuntu in vmware
<1> lol
<4> once i get a new printer and scanner
<0> Wise-Guy : i would suggest a DSL router with built in swith ports
<0> witch*
<4> i have no idea what that is
<5> Wise-Guy, use crossover cable from your computer to his windows me for now, and then setup a nat for him to access internet (not hard)
<0> switch*
<4> are they free?
<4> mulder, ok, that crossover thing is what we already got
<4> so all i need is to know what a nat is
<5> Wise-Guy, great. are you comfortable with technical docs?
<4> not in the least
<5> hmmm
<4> they are written in strange and foreign tongues
<5> there might be a GUI tool in ubuntu that does it
<4> and read by wizards
<0> unless he have plans for future expansions of his network .. the crossover setting will do just fine
<4> possibly demons
<5> Wise-Guy, hehe
<5> Wise-Guy, not far from truth there :)
<4> the network may expand one more, but if it does i'm getting a wireless router
<4> which means, not happening soon
<5> Wise-Guy, http://ubuntulinuxhowto.blogspot.com/2006/06/setup-your-computer-to-be-router.html
<1> Back
<1> aaaaaaaah
<5> Wise-Guy, are you using dapper?
<2> Al-Ashtar: constipation?



<1> feels so much better
<4> mulder, i think so
<1> like a cold shower in a hot summer day
<5> Wise-Guy, try http://www.ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=91370 or http://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?s=26db2552ab4afb379a92726584da673b&showtopic=457340 then
<1> where the hell do you guys get these words from
<4> ok
<5> Wise-Guy, there are step by step short instructioons on all 3 sites i pasted
<2> what!! constipation is a big word now !!
<5> Wise-Guy, i personally would do it another way, but that requires you to read a technical doc to understand what's going on first
<4> mulder, cool, thanks
<4> ha ha, foold the bot and didn't say thanx
<6> Wise-Guy : Learn to type, wouldja? That crap is so AOL!
<1> hey vrsa
<1> we missed you
<1> thx
<6> Al-Ashtar : How much time did you save by typing thx? Was it worth it to irritate all of the channel regulars?
<4> i have no idea what's going on, stuff goes in here, comes out there, hopefully
<5> Wise-Guy, also you have to be careful your son's windows me does not become another zombie computer for attackers to abuse on the internet
<1> thanx
<6> Al-Ashtar : Why cant you just type like a normal person? Is that really too much to ask?!
<4> you know what's ironic, i took a college course in computer repair
<1> lol
<5> Wing_Zero_Custom, especially since microsoft have stopped supporting windowsupdates for 9x/me
<4> i know everything about a motorola 8088
<1> he sounds like my grandfather
<7> you beeped? @ Mulder_
<5> hi Al-Ashtar
<1> heya Mulder_
<5> Wing_Zero_Custom, i beeped?
<2> it says LG
<8> Would a Motorola 8088 be a CPU or a cell phone?
<7> when i get highlighted, mt client beeps at me
<7> *my
<2> Al-Ashtar: well you can
<4> CPU
<5> Wing_Zero_Custom, highlighted?
<4> the kind in Atari 400's
<5> Wing_Zero_Custom, oh sorry that message was for Wise-Guy
<1> no I can't
<2> Al-Ashtar: you should be able to
<7> oh, lol
<1> I posted a thread at ubuntuforums.org
<2> Al-Ashtar: just load the correct modules for it
<7> hit Tab one too many times?
<1> 44 reads and no one replied
<2> Al-Ashtar: what kind of an interface is it, PCI, USB?
<1> USB
<0> Blueteeth
<2> ok, connect the phone
<2> then type lsusb
<1> USB cable
<1> I did
<2> what was the exact string?
<1> doesn't work trust me
<8> It's like 08:00 and I still can't get any sleep.
<2> where is the post ?
<1> hold on
<2> the_ruthless: find a hooker
<8> Cognition: In this area? I better not.
<2> LOL ok
<4> got connection troubles on the other computer, even with windows now
<8> Places with 2,000 people == places you DON'T go looking for hookers.
<4> i suspect malware
<4> gotta reconnect to try something
<2> the_ruthless: dude, you in Utah or something!
<9> what is a good utility to use similar to Notebook Hardware Control that can underclock the cpu, lower the cpu voltage, etc..
<5> jens_, on linux? a whole collection of scripts (nothing coherent unfortunately)
<8> Cognition: redneck **** town, white trash hell, abandoned part of northern Norway. ;P
<2> LOL


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