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<0> sholom: what symptoms do you get?
<1> The shops here **** when it comes to this kind of help.
<1> The staff in a real perfume shop would know such things, but that't not a typical place to buy a deo.
<0> deodorant, ooh lah lah. why don't you ask the same person you get your facial and manecure from?
<1> Yes, that's why I'd rather not show up in such a place.
<1> And telling them that sholom sent me would not make me appear any less gay in that situation either.
<2> koala_man, from using antiperspirants?
<0> sholom: yes
<0> apart from that muslims won't eat you because you don't sweat



<2> koala_man, usually, you'd get rashes and irritated skin - and sometimes acne
<0> I haven't gotten that
<2> koala_man, there's no law stating that you *must* suffer. It's just a risk.
<0> so if I haven't gotten any of that before, am I still in the risk zone?
<0> and what would you rather have, an ozone layer or smelly pits
<2> koala_man, probably not.
<2> koala_man, and I do think they don't use as dangerous a propellant nowadays
<0> the propellant is panda fetuses and plutonium
<2> I refuse to use a deodorant which uses panda fetuses and plutonium as a propellant! I will only accept putrid wombat corpses and platypus feces!
<0> you hippy
<0> or hippie, whatever
<2> the latter
<2> So if I'm a hippie, are you a hippo? (evil snicker)
<0> don't make me paste naked photos
<2> I dare you
<0> http://www.vidarholen.net/iamnakedontheinternet.jpg
<2> That's not all bad - something to work with, at least
<2> ...though I wonder why you have that photo... And who took it...
<0> you're not cool unless you're naked on the internet
<2> I shall then be not cool
<0> wuss
<2> Do you have camwhorepics where you lick your own titties, too? ;)
<0> no, but I could take one
<0> if I wasn't at work that is, that would be awkward
<2> Now you're just being boring
<0> the question remains though, would you let me do you?
<2> koala_man, you'd be bottom, you realise that, right?
<0> is the bottom the one that takes it?
<2> yes.
<0> either way, is that a yes?
<2> I might, if you're really charming
<2> Anyways, I must dash. I shall go home and soap up in the shower
<0> what if I put up a pic of me licking cream off my tits
<2> Then I won
<2> t
<2> I'm not a big hitter of camwhores :P



<0> so do you have to run because you feel dirty or because you .. feel dirty
<2> I have to run because I want to go home
<0> wink wink, say no more
<2> See you tomorrow, you kinky person
<0> haha damn, what I have done
<3> hey all, koala_man
<4> hey
<4> how would I make an if statement that's like..
<5> I've to write a utility that scan my hardware like CD-ROM,LAN card,video card and
<5> tell me where to find its driver
<5> is there any such API?
<4> if var1 is less than or equal to var2 and var3 is less than or equal to var4, {}
<6> Memphetic: have you got a book that discusses boolean operators?
<6> can you write any part of that expression?
<4> yeah
<4> if(var1 (don't know the operator) var2)
<4> but that's as far as I know
<6> so do you have a book that might discuss these operators yo udon't know yet?
<4> okay
<4> back
<4> I got disconnected at... [14:44] <4> but that's as far as I know
<7> christ. i can't figure this out.
<6> 11:44 < Memphetic> but that's as far as I know
<6> 11:45 <@The_Vulture> so do you have a book that might discuss these operators yo udon't know yet?
<8> Cl***ic, isn't it?
<6> ah, didn't notice he'd left. Oh well. Whatever
<6> I'm off for lunch.
<9> hello ppl
<9> I have short ***ignment in Jcreator
<9> can you help me?
<7> can ints be null?
<10> no
<7> i'm really confused.
<7> i'm getting a null pointer exception with it somehow
<7> private int[] rowId; public void blah() { rowId[0] = 1; } is throwing an NPE
<7> oh duh
<11> Your Queen is Back
<11> ouch the same faces
<12> Hi all
<12> does anyone here, has a simple example, on hoe to read XML ?
<12> *how
<12> from a given URL ?


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