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<0> GulfNEW-22-5-06
<0> SOUCH! Man's Penis Reattached After Maid Cuts It Off
<0> RIYADH, Saudi Arabia -- Surgeons have reattached the penis of a Saudi man who paid the price for trying to have *** with his Filipina maid after she attacked him with a knife, a hospital source said.
<0> Earlier this month, Saudi newspapers reported that the maid removed her employer's manhood when he tried to molest her in the middle of the night as his wife was sleeping. The maid is now in police custody.
<0> "This is a sophisticated operation. You are dealing with an organ in a difficult area and you want to try to return it to its efficiency," said a spokesman at Riyadh's Takh***usi Hospital.
<1> any hot womans in here?
<0> "It's one of the rare cases ... but they did it (the operation) last week and it went smoothly," the spokesman said. "The hospital has done this kind of operation before, but only after people had car accidents."
<0> -- YIKES! This guy should have known better,webbers, but then he probably heard that about a thousand times as his wife drove him to the hospital, hehehe! I just hope the Saudi authorities let the maid return to her home in the Philippines. After all, she was just trying to protect her virture ... or something like that. At least, for once, the butler didn't do it. Hehehe! -- Igor
<2> too much text at once
<3> too much text ever
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<2> Malia u from usa?
<5> yeah



<2> Malia How do you confuse an archaelogist?
<2> you give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from
<3> ok that was too gross
<5> lmao sick
<2> well its so silent here..i have to fill it out with something
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<3> don't feel obliged
<2> dont blame...i didnt come up with that joke
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<2> oh come u smiled a little atleast
<2> is it more fun to watch nothing?
<5> just a little right before the gag reflex happened
<2> gagging is good
<3> Pepsibeast
<2> wh0000t!
<2> that wasnt even ment to be naugthy
<2> u such a bunch of nuns in here
<2> ya talebans
<8> lmao
<3> yeh i'm a nun
<2> yes ur the head nun JenniC
<2> always scolding me for nothing
<9> more like none!
<9> :-0
<3> who asked for YOUR opinion?
<10> JenniC calm down..
<3> hrmph
<9> you dont ask for them, they just float down and give you specialness
<6> :P
<3> ohhh everyone woke up to abuse me
<9> I'll save ya
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<3> i'm beyond that
<6> abusing
<3> yet, Alacorn? :P
<6> :P
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<2> thats becoz ur so uptight sometimes JenniC
<3> what do you mean "sometimes"?
<2> cant even appreciate a good joke
<2> just calling me gross
<6> Are your knickers in a twist Jenni? lol
<3> no
<12> any femal come to chat me for love and married
<2> Alacorn did u see the joke told?
<12> for any cauntary
<6> No
<2> scroll up and look at it...and tell me what u think??
<2> it wasnt long ago
<9> I-NEDD-REAL-WIFE good luck on that brocheese
<6> That was bad
<6> eeeeewwwwwww
<2> oh come on!
<3> seeeeee?
<2> Rain_Drop u liked it???
<12> thanks capen



<12> thanks capten
<2> tahts becoz u ops stick together
<2> and u both women...hmppfff
<3> we do not
<6> :P
<3> i'm sure most sensible minded people would agree
<2> yeh yes
<2> in other channels ppl laugh
<2> in here..im considred gross
<2> tsssss
<2> good u all should be lagging
<2> maybe then u develope some humor
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<2> JenniC i hate
<2> kiss me
<9> or a cold sore
<2> heh
<6> What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common?
<6> They both irritate Bush.
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<2> heh
<2> thats atleast a start
<8> lol
<9> what do Osama and Kerry have in common?
<9> is it weird we even ask that in America?
<6> What's grosser than gross?
<3> you hate me so I should kiss you????
<2> yes JenniC lol
<6> When you throw your underwear and it sticks to the wall.
<8> lol
<2> we have good love/hate thing going on in here JenniC
<3> yeh i love to hate you
<6> What's grosser than that?
<14> hi all
<6> When you come back an hour later and it's moved up three feet
<2> u know whats teh best JenniC?? hate s_x......nothing better than taht...lol
<5> how can you survive without it?
<6> Sorry
<2> atleast thats what i saw in this comedy movie...2 ppl really hating eachother had teh best s_x ever
<2> dont remember the name of the movie though
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<9> kiss of the spider woman?
<2> Malia we dont survive without it
<2> Captain_Winky..nope
<3> i do
<2> well..no s_x no babies JenniC....thus the end of mankind
<8> lol
<3> you would think it wise that i breed? lmao
<8> name of your last night dream?
<2> if u not use artificial stuff..but dont bring that up
<2> nope JenniC...lol
<2> nah
<9> we dont have to breed
<9> we could plant a house
<9> we could build a tree
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<16>
<17> hello!
<3> **** Please Speak English In The Channel****
<18> hi
<9> Jenny from the block?
<2> viva barcelona
<3> don't start that
<2> viva forever
<2> hehe


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