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<0> only prostitutes are cheaper
<1> economically speaking they shouldn't be cheaper... or should they? hmmm
<1> I don't think prostitutes would be cheaper than my girlfriend
<0> i've got a two-step plan for revitalizing the American economy
<0> 1) legalize prostitution
<0> 2) tax it
<0> that's it
<1> she's in the kitchen cooking right now :P
<1> does my laundry, etc.
<1> prostitution is legal
<2> Well, if I could drink champagne every time I interpreted someone as implying I'm stupid, then call me thicko :)
<1> it's some states and some counties that ban it
<0> wrong
<3> I've got a 1-step plan: remove all the politicians
<0> prostitution is illegal de facto
<1> um not wrong :P



<0> FuIru, wow, that's a great idea
<1> Las Vegas county has tons of brothels e.g.
<0> Las Vegas is the ONLY one
<2> London has more brothels than America, I heard :)
<1> www.theeroticreview.com
<1> :P
<0> because they're legal there, Rethguals
<0> duh :P
<2> Actually, brothels aren't. Paying for *** is.
<0> oh
<0> interesting distinction
<3> oh! brothel, where art thou?
<0> lol
<1> so incall and outcall only huh
<2> You can't have more than two ladies at the same address.
<1> even if there are 3 guys? :(
<0> wait, what?
<0> "have" them in what way?
<2> insert "working" before ladies, and replace ladies with "women".
<0> ah
<0> get a girlfriend
<1> already have one
<1> girlfriend ^^ 3 hookers
<1> uh I mean
<1> girlfriend != 3 hookers
<0> ok, here
<0> BelligerentDrunk, this is for you
<0> http://www.stpaul.gov/depts/police/prostitution_photos_current.html
<2> gf xor 3 hookers? Probably :)
<1> yeah those are the ugly ones
<1> there are plenty of hot ones
<0> i know
<0> believe me..
<2> That's disgusting :p
<0> what is
<0> oh the pag?
<0> haha
<2> Their average age is 43!
<1> ah well
<1> now that I am no longer bored and exceptionally drunk, it is time to program
<1> .... so that I may yell at myself in the morning.
<2> That's about twice the average age in Europe. Do the police only arrest the ones they're tired of, or can the old girls not run as fast? :)
<1> "OMG who write this ****.... oh.. me!"
<2> Interesting choice, Xiph :)
<2> Have fun.
<1> er
<1> why do champagne bubbles come from the -bottom- of the gl***?
<3> you expect them to sink?
<1> I didn't mention their direction
<1> I'm just curious why they only originate there
<1> as opposed to ... anywhere else
<1> if I got a gl*** twice as big, would they still only appear at the bottom?
<1> 3x? 5x? 100x? etc.
<1> sup scalar
<1> stable now?
<4> no clue
<4> I was gone for a while
<1> you should come to bacchanalia tomorrow



<2> Hm. Bubbles form where there are imperfections in the gl***.
<4> ooh.
<4> good idea
<1> I got my toga today
<3> back anal?
<1> heh
<4> back-anal-ia
<4> yes
<4> hey Xiph, look at my latest email to the drjava-dev group and compare the two jar files I linked
<1> k
<4> I put in a fake bug to test the new error dialog
<4> press Ctrl-F to cause the bug :)
<4> Xiph: so because of the AlreadyOpenExceptions and FileMovedExceptions and stuff, you'll compile a list and then display that to the user?
<4> that would rock
<1> that's the plan, yes
<4> sweet
<1> well, as many as we can collect
<1> the methods we looked at usually generate sets of them in for loops
<1> so it's easy to take care of those
<4> I think we should also allow multiselect in the navigation pane
<4> that way you could ctrl-click or shift-click several files and compile or close them
<1> that could be confusing potentially, when selecting linearly across closed folders.. mmm
<1> I mean, something like
<1> + Folder
<4> yeah, I get it
<1> er..
<1> k
<1> hehe
<1> shift-select could select linearly along the list; I guess that would work
<4> Diana had to go to court today. she got a speeding ticket a week ago :P
<1> and select all sub-trees that make the cut
<1> damn, you have to go to court for that stuff?
<4> or not select closed subtrees
<1> hmmm... which? :P
<4> no, but if the cop doesn't show up, you get off free
<1> if you don't select closed subtrees, then you're just selecting every file that appears linearly... so folders aren't involved, i guess?
<4> if the cop does show up, you pay the court costs as well
<1> hmm
<4> yes
<1> so did the cop show up? :P
<4> today she actually just has to go to court to schedule the actual court day... bureaucracy
<1> of course you couldn't just mail in a letter, saving everyone costs :P
<4> yeah, ridiculous
<4> or have a phone system
<4> you call in, press 1 for "contest", then the system gives you appointments, you press 1 to accept, 2 for the next appointment
<4> or something like that
<4> have you tried the jar files yet? :D
<1> the old and new? yeah
<4> sorry, but I get excited about these things
<1> I already posted my (simple) analysis
<4> I'm like a little kid
<1> the old version pops up an infinite number of windows
<1> heh
<4> "Good job :)" -- thanks
<3> ah, ****ing windows update
<4> yeah... I know
<3> 'Restart later"..... 10 minutes later
<4> that's the third this week, isn't it?
<4> just disable the service, FuIru
<1> hmmm
<1> good idea
<1> whats its name?
<3> heh, will that work after dloading and installing the update?
<3> i just don't want to reboot yet, and want it to shut the **** up
<4> automatic updates
<4> yeah
<4> just disable it
<5> there r sockets in C LANGUAGE ?
<4> but you'll have to manually start it again after the next reboot, I think
<5> is it true ?
<4> Qambar: I don't understand you. what is "r"?
<4> and why do you ask something about C here?
<5> is it true tht there are sockets in c++ language ?
<6> people are funny


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