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<0> why not use a table?
<1> no no I do use a table
<1> as you can see, but because it is all build up from small images it is slow
<1> I would like to use only images for the whole lines and put them in one cell and use row or colspan
<0> why not give the table lines?
<1> because I want the lines to fade out
<1> ?
<1> and in some big cells I want to place pictures
<1> but I guess it is not possible to use a whole line or ?
<1> fell from your seat ? :)
<0> dunno then
<2> what are you trying to do?
<2> just create that grid?
<2> do you just want the edges to fade out?
<1> yes
<1> but in every big cell I need to be able to put a picutre



<2> just do that with normal html tables then
<2> what you have there is imageready bull****. you have like 6 or 7 unique images spread out across 211 seperate image files
<0> isnt there a way to p*** the calling html element to js?
<2> that alone would make it faster. most of those you dont even need as images
<2> from an event handler, it's "this"
<0> oops, misspelt thanks
<1> I know it's imageready crap, tried it for once, not a good option :)
<1> but how can I do it best then ?
<1> as I would like to create 1 td from top to bottom , width : 1px but also from left to right with height: 1px I dont think that is possible is it ?
<1> ?
<1> or maybe cut only the vertical lines ?
<1> or I might use DIV ??? or is it slower ???
<1> made it a little faster : http://buvingen.be/lijntest.html
<2> knijn: you dont need those thin lines to be rows and cells. that's what borders are for
<2> the fading lines can be done with 4 repeating backgrounds around the table
<2> knijn: http://varshop.com/two-bits/knijn/ that's about 3.22kb
<1> k thx
<3> hey, anyone knows the url to the porn chanel ? I thought it was ASP...
<4> www.lemonparty.org
<4> that's not a channel, but htey have a big list of them
<0> grandpa??!!
<3> hehe
<4> good night, sally
<2> the name is betty you son of a pig
<4> But first, a joke
<4> What do you call an owl with a bungee cord?
<0> James?
<4> MY ***. neeahahh ahahahah
<2> hehe
<2> that's so badong
<4> weeeoooooo weo weowwooooooeoooo!
<2> this is CNN... c..n..n...
<4> I <3 great circle of... stuff!
<2> THATS A LOT OF NUTS!
<4> touche
<4> you are declared winner.
<2> no way.. i dont even like taht line!
<2> but.. i can claim victory with 2 simple words
<2> stomach plug
<2> you may bow now
<4> I mean, I'm not a doctor, but that doesn't even seem possible! You know, with organs and cartilidge and whatnot. That just came out in one clean chunk!
<2> heh
<4> s/whatnot/stuff
<2> hey, is someone going to come get me?! there's like a hawk or something!
<2> oh dear, that's not good!
<2> um.. mr hawk, could please uh... stop with the leg eating?
<2> oh my.. hey! it's not funny! what's so... he's a predator for crying out loud!
<4> And sometimes, partied with the desert creatures.
<2> hey, just because you fade to black doesn't mean he stopped. he's still eating me! i promise! somebody get me a stick!
<2> save the whales
<2> phwew
<5> soz teycho
<5> jus struggling where to find help?
<2> yes, i had to fire up the video for that string of quotage
<5> any suggestions where i'd find someone to help?
<2> but it was worth it
<2> riQeh: try the bathrooms
<5> ?
<4> riQeh: contact your host about being able to access the folder
<4> SQL or Access database?



<5> access i fink
<4> Then yes, you'll need to contact your host
<2> i apparently missed the point where he asked a question :P
<5> lmfao
<4> I think I did too
<5> lollies
<4> ah, he joined the wrong channel
<4> was originally from #asp.net
<4> lollerclownz!!11!
<4> "webby"... "lollies"... what the ****, kid?
<4> 13 year old girl?
<5> i must dash to fire extingusher
<2> are you ****ing with me kid?
<4> That's true kid!
<5> no.. i am tryin to get help, i joined an #asp channel, & get flamed :S
<4> we already helped you
<5> i kno
<4> let the flaming commence!
<5> thanks
<4> eh, it's all in good fun
<2> "i'd like a tossed salad" "oh you're bad!"
<2> now THAT'S flaming
<5> =]
<4> "It's too bad Chlamadya (sp) is the name of a disease... it's such a pretty name" "Yeah... Chlamydia. I think I'll name my daughter that!"
<2> chlamydia?
<4> close enough
<2> it's also "is a venereal disease"
<2> "well, i want a hot, pink, center" "don't we all... :)"
<1> as you can see on http://buvingen.be/knijn.htm my image shows some white line, how can I remove it so it fits perfectly in the cell and so the cell does not get bigger. the cell is 80x80 and the picture is even 79x79 and yet it does not fit well ????
<4> well of course, the picture is smaller than the cell
<4> why would it fit well?
<1> and had it 80x80 and it was even worse
<4> There's a space after the img tag
<4> try removing that
<4> and set the width/height of the img tag
<4> and set cellpadding on the table to zero
<1> made the pic back 80x80 , now the bottom is still off :)
<4> looks fine on my end
<1> look at the left and right of the raster
<1> grid
<4> looks fine
<4> in both IE and FF
<1> I keep having a disturbance in the left and right side of the grid
<4> 'disturbance'?
<1> yes master
<1> :d
<4> You'l have to be a bit more specific
<2> fwiw, that code has the table collapsing if the window becomes too small to contain it without scrolling. you'll need to calculate the actual total size of the table and set it explicitly to avoid that
<1> http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/1736/gridfoutjewq3.jpg
<2> and i do see what you mean. it's pushing the rows below it down 1 pixel
<1> somebody in here told me to do it like this , to make it load faster
<1> and who uses smaller sizes than 1024 anyway
<4> people who don't always miximize every window
<4> and if it looks 'bad' when sized too small, that's one thing
<4> when it totally ****s up the layout, that's another
<2> your image is 80px but your cells are 80px INCLUDING one border on each side
<2> so they're actually 79 by 79
<4> oh, it does include the border?
<2> yes
<4> ah, my bad
<2> might be quirks mode though
<2> nope.. doing it in ff too
<2> knijn: go with 79x79 images
<2> and try setting the table width to 892 give or take a pixel
<2> hrm.. the widths of the cells are still 80 though. i dont get that at all and i dont really care to
<1> if I set the table width to 892 is surely gets fnucked up :)
<1> changing the picture to 79x79 only seems to do it in FF
<1> Teycho how would you create a page like this then ?
<1> ?
<1> no one home anymore :)
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<4> You're kidding me?


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