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<0> hi guys, when i open up the IIS console to create a virtual folder, i get the message "unable to connect to this computer". What does this mean?
<1> you probably dont have inetinfo running?
<0> how do i run it?
<1> is iis installed?
<0> yes
<1> check your services for IIS Admin Service and make sure it's running
<1> rather, that it's "Started"
<0> IIS Admin Service? I'm looking at the Administrative Tools now and only see a Services icon
<0> yup
<0> from the "Services" console, the IIS Admin Service is Started
<1> try restarting it
<0> done but the problem still persists.. :-(
<1> in the iis snap-in, go to Action then Connect and manually type in the name of your computer
<0> yes!



<0> it works now!
<0> haha
<1> it must have been stuck on some other computer name or perhaps something goofy happened when the computer name was changed *shrug*
<0> yup!
<0> thanx alot Two-Bits..
<1> well.. that was rather anti-climactic
<1> i should have had you reformat
<1> can i call you 'boobs'?
<0> sure
<0> thanx alot Two-Bits!
<1> mkay boobs.. could you just go ahead and refor... ****
<2> heh
<1> i was so close too
<0> is 2 bits here?
<1> BOOBS!
<0> hi guys, i'm in the midst of preparing for my MCSD exam 70-305, does any1` here have any tips to offer?
<1> dont *********e before the exam, it will rob your body of chi and life energy, not to mention your precious bodily fluids!
<0> lol
<0> i'll keep that in mind when i'm feeling horny..LOL
<0> 2-bits: other than that, have u sat for the exam?
<1> i've no certifications, no
<0> 2-bits: i'm surprised ur knowledge in VB and asp is profound!
<1> you're surprised? scares the begeebees outta me
<0> no
<3> you think that knowledge comes FROM the tests?
<0> i mean i'm surprised to learn that u didn't seat for any of the exams considering your vast knowledge in VB
<0> ur good!
<3> It's not the goal of every developer to be certified by microsoft.
<3> besides, they're not cheap
<0> true..true...but i suppose everyone wants a better salary!
<0> lol
<3> the two do not always go hand-in-hand
<0> u guys a fantastic really
<1> certifications cost money. certifications bear no benefit to me. therefore: i no get certified
<3> in english, either
<1> and i find it amusing that you think my knowledge of vb is anything above par
<0> but u guys are fantastic..
<3> indeed we are
<0> p***ing those papers should be a fluke..LOL
<3> "piece of cake"
<3> not "fluke"
<1> i've never tried fluke, but i hear it's not bad
<3> gafilkafish?
<1> i ordered a "sushi starter" the other day... they never did tell me what nigiri i was actually getting was. i'm still hoping it was just tuna
<0> how well are vb developers paid in USD?
<1> i'll defer that question to Teycho. as i'm not paid to be a "vb developer"
<3> Chichi: Depends completely on the location.
<3> can range from 'not very well' to 'very good'
<3> also depends on the job, and market
<0> here in malaysia, the salaries of VB.net developers range between 1800 - 5000
<0> RM currency mind you
<3> which means not much of anything to us
<3> and given the range, that stat is also kinda meningless



<1> we're closed minded westerners. we can't be arsed to worry about crap outside our own country
<0> how about in the US..
<0> lol
<3> so, 492 to 1637 USD?
<3> what, per month? bi-monthly?
<3> they could range from 30,000 to 80,000
<3> depends on the market
<0> per month
<0> the figures i gave are by month
<3> 492 ringgits doesn't seem like a lot
<3> but, of course, having no idea of the state of the economy over there, I can't say for sure
<1> surely the cost of living is lower too
<3> heh, yeah, i'd have to imagine that
<1> i love sake
<1> for some reason, it's the one alcohol i dont feel like i should feel guilty about drinking at any time of day
<3> becuase you can say "sake it to me, baby"?
<3> Two-Bits: think pan-frying eggrolls is feasable?
<1> that so doesn't work
<1> sure it's fessible
<3> I don't want to buy half a gallon of canola oil for one meal
<1> feesible
<1> feasible
<1> wtf
<1> how do you spell that really?
<3> feasible
<3> *
<1> but yes, it's more than possible to pan fry egg rolls. it's healthier too. use olive oil
<3> why olive?
<1> extra virgin olive oil.. it's actually GOOD for you. as opposed to bad
<3> ah, can dio
<3> do*
<1> i dont know the specifics but it's got to do with that whole saturated unsaturated trans fat crap
<3> im makin everything tonight just from my own noodle, no recipies, etc
<3> teriyaki chicken fried eggrolls
<1> that certainly sounds interesting
<3> thin strips of chicken, prepared teriyaki style, with various other fillins
<1> actually.. that sounds very interesting. need to work on a general tso's based egg roll recipe
<1> hell, perhaps just a basic chicken egg roll (with dark meat) and a general tso's dipping sauce
<1> one of these days i'll actually do the dishes and start cooking for myself again.. any bloody day now
<1> sayeth i for over a year
<3> ooh, dipping suace it is
<3> that would be tasty
<3> Yeah and "I'll start my diet on monday"?
<1> d-d-d-d-diet?!
<1> ok.. calm down... lets rethink this whole relationship
<3> a play on the sterotypical response to anything dealing with food
<1> hrm.. now i'm starting to get hungry.
<1> do i eat a cereal bar or order chinese?
<3> do you want to say what you SHOULD do, or do you want me to say what i know you WANT to do?
<1> i've not decided if it's really really good or really really bad that there's an excellent chinese restaurant and sushi bar within walking distance
<1> well, in 2 hours i'm probably going to cave in and go play poker. i accidentally fell asleep yesterday afternoon and missed my opportunity to get some booze. so i'm topping off the rest of my sake and p***ing the time hoping to stay awake. and this will eventually require food
<1> i need to find something different that i've not tried
<3> poopoo platter ftw
<1> they dont have one
<1> though i am leaning towards gyoza perhaps
<1> actually, it's been a long time since i've ordered their general tso's chicken. i feel inclined to give that another shot
<3> always (almost) the good choice
<3> hell, the last two times I've tried a new place's tso's chicken, it's been damn close to orange
<3> highly disappointing
<1> ditto.. i cant recall why i didn't like this places version. just that i didn't. need a reminder
<3> enjoy
<1> ta ta


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