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Comments:
<AnyaSleep> have a good one :)
<cHiLiPePr^> Hey Liz
<Philby> spurty--- TAB whore
<luvteam> hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
<pikaliz> night Anya
<spurty---> hahaha y6ou got it mate!
<spurty---> -the 6
<pikaliz> yes cHiLiPePr^?
<cHiLiPePr^> Hi
<spurty---> haha
<pikaliz> oh...hehheh...heya :)
<puppy> its only cybering if they respond
<puppy> if not its har***ment
<Philby> damn
<Philby> after all this time, now they tell me
<spurty---> mine all respond, with a resounding 'fark off'
<puppy> samr thing
<spurty---> yeah :/
<Philby> mine usually say "fark off, your willy is how small?"
<spurty---> haha
<Criminet> so this is mainly cyber chan?
<Guest74387> hi
<puppy> i measured myself last night
<spurty---> digital penis.. cant beat it!
<puppy> 3"
<puppy> flacid
<puppy> 6.2" hard
<spurty---> puppy thats about average
<Criminet> average for midgets maybe
<puppy> rofl
<Philby> sure is Criminet
<spurty---> shhhhhh the girls will go nuts
<pikaliz> bad jike time! An explorer goes into the wilds of Africa and sees a tribal prince bathing in a river. He has the biggest penis the explorer has ever seen.
<Danker> looking for girls please
<spurty---> Danker this is a gay channel
<pikaliz> the explorer points at it and goes...wha..wha..wha?
<Guest74387> hi im a girl
<puppy> wtf is the explorer looking at the tribal prince's penis for?
<Philby> damn,when you said 3" i thought, woah big boy,then when you said flaccid, i fell over stunned
<Danker> cari cewe cewe
<spurty---> lol Philby
<Danker> >.<
<Criminet> i'm engaged .. hope u all get off .. bye
<pikaliz> the prince frowns and says....what? White mans penis doesn't shrink in cold water too?
<Guest74387> gw cr cowo
<Philby> i hope i get off too......
<puppy> LOL
<pikaliz> said it was a bad joke :)
<harDened> hi 32 m here
<spurty---> shrinkage hmm, touchy subject
<Philby> pikaliz, thatttttt's not funny, it'scruel
<hatake> yo fighters
<pikaliz> lol
<puppy> Liz.. how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
<spurty---> Jayde shut up will ya
<pikaliz> tell me
<puppy> one, men will screw anything
<harDened> lol'
<spurty---> YAY!
<pikaliz> lol
<Guest74387> lol
<pikaliz> okay...now a really really bad one
<spurty---> bein a *** slave would be way better
<Guest86322> sem trd rest.dod com dod hks.......dod may
<harDened> men screw anything and r most vulnerable to get screwed up in life later too lol
<Guest79900> hi yu cah mana?
<spurty---> ty for the words of wisdom harDened
<harDened> yw
<spurty---> lol
<spurty---> yeah go
<harDened> sometimes the reality is even worse lol
<pikaliz> a guy is at work and tells his friend that last night he found a woman tied to the trainn tracks just like in the old movies. He rescued her and they went back to his place where they made mad p***ionate love in every room
<spurty---> always signs his name when he leaves
<spurty---> go on liz
<puppy> be patient
<puppy> shes typing
<pikaliz> His friens is amazed and asks, was she pretty?///guy says, 'Duuno...couldn't finf the head.
<spurty---> ok :/
<spurty---> lmao
<harDened> lol
<spurty---> did the bottom half squrit? :)
<ArabianMale-isb> Hi All Any female in islamabad or Rawalpindi interested in making love as an open relationship with 25 arabian male in islamabad alone !!!
<puppy> lol
<puppy> go Eliza
<spurty---> gawd a mussy poof, thats all we need
<puppy> can I get a voice so Tycoons script doesnt kick me for long text flood?
<spurty---> yeah mate ..but theres nobody here
<pikaliz> say it in 27 sentences!!!
<spurty---> umm, how come annie isnt opped no more? she was good too
<ieya88> wawawa
<puppy> her p***word keeps getting hacked
<puppy> anyways
<spurty---> awww ok
<eras> hi there
<baby_a7> helllloooooo
<harDened> hi baby_a7
<JuiceBox> x
<baby_a7> i LoVe mySelf..
<spurty---> we all do
<harDened> i love my mirror lol
<puppy> a little girl of 7 and her mom are at zee and they see 2 moneys at it. girl asks mom "what are they doing. mother says "making cake". next day girl and mom are at a park and see 2 dogs at it and girl asks "what they doing?" and mom says "making cake"
<puppy> so next day girl goes to mom and asks "did you and daddy make cake last night" so the mother shocked and flustered asks why so girl girl says "because I licked icing off the couch"
<puppy> zee = zoo
<pikaliz> ewwwwwww
<harDened> me and my mirror r like hubby and wife we disagree often lol
<spurty---> we all get off on our own self importance or we wouldnt be here voicing our dumm opinions or practicing being comedians
<baby_a7> yaHOOoooooo
<puppy> Liz.. i didnt say it was a clean joke
<pikaliz> our raison d'etre
<spurty---> lol liz you bad!
<pikaliz> me?
<spurty---> no, puppy i meant to say sheeesh!
<puppy> lol
<ecowrd> hi room
<kag> hi
<spurty---> i read it, then forgot who typed it lol
<fdo_boy> oi yg ad fs join donk
<puppy> husky
<Guest39871> hey puppy
<ecowrd> ho
<pikaliz> ooohh....pretty
<puppy> hi
<harDened> hi kag
<pikaliz> I had one and gave her away, though
<balan> wdw
<balan> qwedfwqef
<dookie2> hay.
<cHiLiPePr^> Dammit I want a dog.
<cHiLiPePr^> Gimme One
<spurty---> im one of those ones with the shoved in face ..like i been hit with a semi
<cHiLiPePr^> Now!
<cHiLiPePr^> like a Pug ?
<spurty---> uglier
<cHiLiPePr^> Naw I WISH i could though
<puppy> bulldog
<pikaliz> pugs are soooo cute!
<spurty---> not cute when they get a boner and hump ya leg
<pikaliz> my uncle used to breed his vhihuahua to his daughters peke...my gosh, those were pretty puppies
<spurty---> cute when they root i betcha
<pikaliz> I hated my uncles dog, btw
<spurty---> thats being racist liz..anti mex
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