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<Philby> good come back crudebot, too bad it took you two days
<Guest20054> hi................?
<IcEpole> me mum drunk all me beers with her snake bites, bloody piss ed... i gotta have cider now
<Jayde> ohhhhh
<Jayde> I had cider this weekend
<wsyiwyg> cider is good, but so bad for me..
<Jayde> follwed by a large headache in the morning
<IcEpole> cider gets u smashed, dunno why
<IcEpole> snake bites do teh trick too
<Edna^> could be the bubbles
<Batoor> any 1 chat me
<IcEpole> beer, cider n black current
<Jayde> snake bites?
<Edna^> hi Batoor
<Jayde> bleck
<wsyiwyg> the only thing that gets me more badly drunk than old scrumpy is bundy and coke
<Edna^> mmmmmm, bundy & coke
<Jayde> hahha, someone told me bout scrumpy jack when I was drinking it
<IcEpole> yeh i think these are scrumpy jacks
<IcEpole> brb
<hotn3rd> amaretto and pepsi = divine
<Edna^> a man after my own tonsils
<crudebot> Edna^ would drink fermented ball sack yeast if it was free
<Jayde> gross Drew
<Edna^> uh oh, crudebot is thinking for itself again.........
<wsyiwyg> lol is Edna^ from Dalby??
<Jayde> I never am :p
<Guest46609> hello
<Edna^> was it just me, or did someone else get turned on by that ??
<hotn3rd> i'm pretty horny.
<wsyiwyg> nope, me not turned on by fermented bal sack yeast
<a-bellend> i noted it too philby
<hotn3rd> :)
<puppy> hotn3rd.. ew
<Mani23> kampung
<hotn3rd> you love it.
<a-bellend> you have no trains in iceland.
<a-bellend> and a few american airbases.
<Edna^> wsyiwyg, not yak, sack !
<wsyiwyg> yes, we have no trains..
<hotn3rd> they have linear induction motors over in iceland.
<cheeezzz09> any gal from malaysia
<wsyiwyg> and only one american base..
<a-bellend> 2!
<snowey> hellooouuuaaa!!!
<a-bellend> theres a secret one
<darling> sapa mau ctc sama aku
<hotn3rd> Anya^ is!
<wsyiwyg> n3rd.. no we don't
<hotn3rd> show her your wang.
<Edna^> it's in one of them "active" volcanoes
<Edna^> just like on James Bond movies
<wsyiwyg> we have many active volcanos
<hotn3rd> well la dee da!
<hotn3rd> i did not know that.
<hotn3rd> are you drinking?
<hotn3rd> you should be.
<a-bellend> and lots of icelandic people use credit cards for least thing
<ShibuyaGirls> ff
<Edna^> hotn3rd, stick around, i have a feeling you'll make lots of friends here
<wsyiwyg> most icelanders use credit for everything.. usually stuff they cant afford
<Anya^> bak
<Anya^> so I go in search of a straw
<hotn3rd> i dont like this place.
<hotn3rd> it's dirty.
<Anya^> and it smells like cookies
<hotn3rd> and it smells like urine.
<Anya^> er brb
<Jayde> wb sweetcheeks
<hotn3rd> URINE!
<a-bellend> thanks ms Jaydez
<Jayde> lol
<emah_cun> hai
<puppy> how long does it take someone to eat?
<Jayde> !proof
<Guest15849> hi to all
<Edna^> how long does it take to eat someone?
<hotn3rd> ?
<wsyiwyg> ask Armin Miewes
<a-bellend> it would change things between us ms Jaydez if i sent my behind pics
<wsyiwyg> he knows how long it takes to eat someone
<Anya^> erm bak
<hotn3rd> yes we know.
<Jayde> Could only get better
<crudebot> does the time it take to roll em in flour and find the wet spot count ?
<Anya^> lol. ok so I thought I smelled cookies...and i looke din the oven
<a-bellend> i`d end up resenting you .. the constant pm`s begging for more .. all that
<Anya^> there was a freakin roast beef!
<Jayde> lol
<crudebot> send her the ones with the red handprint
<Anya^> Im like um when did you start the roast
<hotn3rd> that'd be a delicious roast.
<crudebot> oh, nm
<EliteWayne> 8PM-Blocker - ON
<EliteWayne> 08 Loading PM-Blocker 3.0 ...
<EliteWayne> 08 PM-Blocker - ON
<Edna^> um no, from the time of first mouthful
<EliteWayne> :)
<Anya^> scott says "OH ****!!!"
<Anya^> and runs in
<EliteWayne> PM blocker
<ddddddddddd> eina
<Jayde> Drew, I never said you could stop with the ***ual advances in private
<hotn3rd> can i ***ually advance on you in private?
<Anya^> so did I miss anything?
<Jayde> are you hot?
<hotn3rd> i'm pretty ***ual ;)
<hotn3rd> yeah!
<EliteWayne> 15,O______________O
<hotn3rd> hence the name!
<Jayde> ok then yes you can
<hotn3rd> wait.
<wsyiwyg> n3rd = ***ual???
<hotn3rd> are you female?
<a-bellend> hot and 3rd ? hotn3rd
<hotn3rd> :(
<Jayde> Suddenly that becomes an issue?
<a-bellend> women dont like 3rd place
<hotn3rd> hot. not including the third.
<hotn3rd> that's what my name means.
<hotn3rd> not nerd.
<Jayde> no food
<Jayde> booze only!
<hotn3rd> hot, not including the third.
<hotn3rd> HAHAAH!
<hotn3rd> oh ****.
<Anya^> looks like nerd to us
<wsyiwyg> why the "n" then??
<a-bellend> the 3rd what ?
<hotn3rd> you're all sheep.
<Anya^> that's why we've been awful to you


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