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<wsyiwyg> an.. what is freaking you out??
<Anya^> I know you're Jeb
<a-bellend> but .. all women cry
<Anya^> the odd typos
<a-bellend> there allways crying
<Anya^> I don't cry
<wsyiwyg> try reading the typos..
<satai> hi
<Anya^> more reason for the 1 knee
<Guest54217> mana sume org malaysia nie.....
<oser> ad
<Philby> no a-bellend, only women bleed
<wsyiwyg> since you only read the first and last letters of any word
<Anya^> I do however shop tho
<a-bellend> a lady that doesnt cry ?
<hotn3rd> wtf?! i just downloaded mirc like 2 weeks ago. how the fvk do you know/care about me?
<Anya^> I never said I cared hotn3rd
<Philby> hotn3rd, you sound hot
<hotn3rd> are you talking to me?
<Anya^> I just know you're jeb and you want me
<hotn3rd> lol
<hotn3rd> what's your asl?
<a-bellend> lol
<Anya^> oh
<Anya^> he did NOT
<Jayde> lol
<Anya^> bastards allaya!
<Philby> dance for us hotn3rd
<hotn3rd> i'm not your fvcking puppet!
<Anya^> jeb, whisper sweet nothings first before you go asking a lady's age
<Jayde> yes you are
<Philby> wanna be my hand puppet ??
<Anya^> DANCE MONKEY DANCE!
<hotn3rd> are you suggesting you want to penetrate me with your fist?
<Philby> jest a little more lube should do the trick
<Anya^> I don't think its a girl Philby dear
<^TUCH_BILEK^> tuka nqkoy znaeli bulgarski
<Philby> suggestions, implications
<Jayde> !english ^TUCH_BILEK^
<Boogeyman-> Life...****s and then you die!!
<Philby> Anya^, i've lost the desire to be fussy these days
<Anya^> is that something common on the platform?
<wsyiwyg> we get bored on platforms..
<a-bellend> how old are you Boogeyman- ?
<Anya^> right
<hotn3rd> holy ****, boogeyman. iknow.
<Anya^> but tabasco?
<hotn3rd> i almost cried thinking about that today.
<wsyiwyg> try it... :perv:
<Anya^> gah, men who cry are such a turn off
<Philby> green or red tabasco ?
<Anya^> ROFL
<a-bellend> men who say `omg` need pushing of cliffs
<Boogeyman-> dont worry about it
<wsyiwyg> either kind of tabasco will do, but red is the traditional.
<Philby> yay !!
<a-bellend> big wooly woofters
<Anya^> rofl no jeb dear, I do not believe you did show me that particular thing
<Jayde> woofters
<Jayde> ;p;
<hotn3rd> oh go dmy!
<IcEpole> lol*
<IcEpole> done ot for ya eliza
<IcEpole> it
<IcEpole> ffs!
<Jayde> ty
<Jayde> I need the help
<Anya^> I need to drink faster
<Anya^> my state hasn't changed
<a-bellend> use a straw ms chookie
<Anya^> and I got 1/3 of this down
<Philby> which state are you in ??
<Jayde> body shots!
<hotn3rd> me too.
<Philby> drinking beer through a straw is one dumb thing to do
<hotn3rd> brb. b double E double R U - N beer run!
<a-bellend> its wine Philby you`d never make a policeman
<Anya^> straw?
<Anya^> make me woozey faster?
<Anya^> is it gonna make me sick?
<Philby> sorry
<a-bellend> perfectly safe!
<IcEpole> think ist meant for bottles, u stick straw in to let air out as u gozzle it back
<Anya^> god I'm such a alcohol virgin
<wsyiwyg> everybody was very impressed..
<Anya^> jayde babe I trust you more than Laz
<Anya^> is straw bad idea?
<Philby> Anya^, have faith
<wsyiwyg> the straw is a bad idea because it froths as soon as it leaves the straw..
<IcEpole> i used to drink 2 skols super through straws wen i was 13-14
<Anya^> faith in?
<Philby> through straw reduces intake of air with the liquid, tastes better
<a-bellend> them hovercrafts are pure evil wsyiwyg
<Jayde> straw is a good idea!
<IcEpole> sposed to get ya more pissed
<Anya^> but I'm drinkin sangria, not beer
<a-bellend> the sea goes above the windows
<ceting> j-Bandung
<wsyiwyg> if you drink through a straw fast enough you get froth in your nose..
<Philby> beer sangria,same diff
<poja> J
<Anya^> you're tryin to kill me aren't you
<Anya^> so you can take scott
<Anya^> :|
<Jayde> what good would you be to me dead?
<Anya^> cuz he makes me cookies
<Jayde> well
<Jayde> He does cook
<Philby> mmmmm, necrophilia
<Anya^> an does dishes
<Jayde> Thats a good point
<IcEpole> his
<a-bellend> does dishes ?
<hotn3rd> ahahaha!!
<hotn3rd> omg.
<hotn3rd> i'm too hillarious.
<wsyiwyg> hovercraft give smooth rides
<Jayde> WHat kind of shoes he have?
<Philby> he's gay
<a-bellend> lol
<Philby> laofers
<IcEpole> i cook, wash up n clean down sides laz..
<Philby> um, you know oa
<Anya^> shoes?
<hotn3rd> you shouldn't give me such attention.
<Anya^> um sneakers?
<Jayde> yes, shoes
<Anya^> brb gettin straw
<IcEpole> and i got a pony tail laz
<Jayde> lol
<IcEpole> lol
<puppy> woah
<puppy> lol
<a-bellend> /remove IcEpole from nzb list
<IcEpole> lol
<Philby> oh ****, crudebot is back


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