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<chookie> um
<a-bellend> your a lady ms chookie
<chookie> wsyiwyg: are you american?
<chookie> so I can't be a knobhead (Im not a lady)
<zekey> wsyiwyg is scandinavian
<a-bellend> nar not in english slang you cant
<chookie> zekey: I asked him what something would sound with a norwegian accent and he said he ain't norwegian
<may> hi
<Philby> a-bellend is a knobhead, by nick definition anyway
<wsyiwyg> I'm Icelandic
<chookie> if you're not american, you can't be drafted
<a-bellend> well no topend Philby its a whisky
<wsyiwyg> but I immigrated to norway..
<chookie> ooh so you actually understand what bjork is sayin?
<Philby> our condolences wsyiwyg
<a-bellend> i got banned in cafebleu coz of this nick
<wsyiwyg> yes, I do, and I too am embarrased
<chookie> I can't do the little .. thing
<a-bellend> he spent a hour going thru google
<chookie> I love bjork :(
<Philby> a whisky ??
<chookie> who spent an hour on google?
<a-bellend> yeh .. a scottish one
<Philby> um, barman, may i have a shot of a-bellend on ice
<chookie> im so confused
<zekey> 0:50] <chookie> zekey: I asked him what something would sound with a norwegian accent and he said he ain't norwegian -- you mean wys?
<a-bellend> that aop in nazi cafebleu
<zekey> lol
<zekey> cafebleu = nazi-town
<wsyiwyg> we are very proud of björk guðmundsdottir
<EliteWayne> whats up?
<zekey> everyone in there is fruity
<zekey> well
<zekey> flakey
<chookie> I lub j00 eeeliieeezaaaahhhh
<zekey> I mean
<Jayde> Philby is a wanker
<chookie> im done with gl*** #1
<puppy> lol
<chookie> off got #2
<Xtine> eww .. wanker
<Jayde> tnx anyways :p
<chookie> (and im not woozey :( )
<Philby> Xtine, what ?
<a-bellend> well to be fair most of them are teenage pakistani`s who say `omg` and `lamer`
<chookie> s'ok icelandic is cool too
<zekey> a-bellend yeah I guess
<Xtine> u are a wanker philby ?
<chookie> even if you don't like bjork
<zekey> a-bellend well I'd say they're in their 20s
<Philby> apparently
<GiRL_senTUL> hye all
<a-bellend> and the other half are 60 year who admire the founder
<EliteWayne> hello
<zekey> a-bellend the founder is a kunt
<Xtine> hey elitewayne
<a-bellend> well its a cultural thing zekey
<zekey> she's just too biased.
<zekey> they aren't that fair in there.
<a-bellend> over 40 pakistan/indian = normal virgins
<IcEpole> she*
<wsyiwyg> everybody loves icelanders..
<zekey> ugh
<a-bellend> western side .. about 20 and if you aint lost it .. you`ll work in IT
<zekey> I don't want babies
<puppy> you do now
<zekey> no
<zekey> I don't
<zekey> I'm sick of relationships
<Xtine> babies are perfect
<Jayde> I have 2 someone can have
<puppy> ever jack off and cum in ur mouth zekey?
<EliteWayne> whats up Xtine?
<zekey> ew
<GiRL_senTUL> ello
<Jayde> ffs Bean
<zekey> that's not appropriate.
<chookie> bak with more drink
<Philby> puppy, that's kinda personal
<chookie> MMMMmmmm
<Xtine> just waiting for a guy like u elitewayne
<EliteWayne> lmao
<chookie> did I miss anything good?
<a-bellend> did you leave work .. run into the 7/11 (i`ve watched the sheild) then speed home ms chookie ?
<zekey> chookie scroll up
<Philby> um no
<Jayde> me!
<puppy> chookie type /clear quick
<wsyiwyg> chook, there is alog of this you do know..
<a-bellend> or hide in loo and yer now only one in work
<chookie> I figure you'll tell me if I need to scroll?
<chookie> a-bellend: you bastard
<Philby> scroll down instead
<wsyiwyg> more of the same stuff..
<chookie> the nearest 7-11 is 80 miles away
<wsyiwyg> some baby stuff
<zekey> wtf why is that chookie
<a-bellend> how fars the nearest chippy ?
<chookie> what's a chippy?
<zekey> Circle K!
<Philby> 500 metres
<chookie> J/K!!!
<wsyiwyg> fish and chip shop
<chookie> J/K!!!
<chookie> I know
<a-bellend> chippy = working cl*** area fish n chips shop
<Philby> chookie, please do not repeat
<chookie> I just said it to piss laz off
<zekey> fish n chips sounds weird!
<zekey> lol
<a-bellend> it usually has young urban adiddas wearing hood covered hooligans outside
<chookie> Laz: there are no chippies here unless you count Long John Silvers
<wsyiwyg> fish n chips is good..
<chookie> which is fast food
<wsyiwyg> CHAVS!!!!!
<chookie> not ours
<zekey> I just find the combination of fish and chips weird
<chookie> I know that word
<chookie> thanks to weeze
<I-SelfLordAndMaster> hi
<zekey> I don't know, I never heard of it until I came into contact with a European.
<chookie> I heart that ***y beast
<a-bellend> and next door is the off-license (liqour shop) with a standard 14 year old girls asking you to go in to buy `booze`
<wsyiwyg> zek... protein in fish combined with fat and starch in the potatos...
<Philby> OMG - we have a LJS up the road, you mean they exist elsewhere as well ??
<Jayde> we have good fish n chip shops here
<a-bellend> long john silvers ?
<zekey> wsyiwyg that's confusing to me.
<chookie> Philby: we have 6 in this town of 50k, SIX @(*#&(*@#&*(@#
<chookie> SIX!!!
<wsyiwyg> zek, what is confusing..
<chookie> Who the (*#(@# needs 6!
<alifff> azure cepat balas
<chookie> or even ONE!!
<zekey> the fish and chips thing


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