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<chookie> wsyiwyg: I'm beginning to suspect you might be a nerd
<chookie> until you said that
<zekey> UberDino ohh
<westzone> adikwan_98@yahoo.com
<on_my_own> i need a girl who want to chat w/ me
<chookie> helicoper evac? ok
<westzone> adikwan_98@yahoo.com
<chookie> on_my_own: Don't repeat
<IcEpole> ahh thas better
<zekey> half jerk half jock
<zekey> err
<zekey> nerd
<chookie> sounds intriguing wsyiwyg
<wsyiwyg> do you know what hele evac is??
<zekey> gah
<UberDino> brb
<chookie> I ***ume you'll be using a helicopter to evacuate people
<on_my_own> i need a girl who want to chat w/ me
<ircleuser> Salut
<IcEpole> i just got a major judder, just went for a pee, then sipped a cold beer lol... my whole body shook
<wsyiwyg> nonono.. I'll be practicing evacuating a helecopter..
<chookie> salt parle anglais
<zekey> IcEpole jeez.
<chookie> that was my next guess
<chookie> why would you want to do that
<zekey> IcEpole go for the hard liqour my friend.
<wsyiwyg> well imagine this...
<zekey> IcEpole I can hook you up with some
<zekey> come on buddy ol' pal.
<wsyiwyg> over the north sea, the sun is setting, it is 2 på and mid winter..
<IcEpole> im not looking to get pissed, just appreciate a nice beer
<chookie> btw using a helicopter *to* evacuate seems a bit more ***y
<zekey> well.
<wsyiwyg> suddenly the helecopter has engine problems..
<chookie> ok..
<zekey> a shot of vodka is the same as a whole beer I imagine IcEpole
<IcEpole> yeh but dont taste as good
<wsyiwyg> the pilot autorotates the helecopter to the surface..
<UberDino> This TV station in Appleton Wisconsin is awesome
<IcEpole> no one would savour the flavour of vodka
<wsyiwyg> but is caught by a 5 meter wave and it flips the helecopter..
<UberDino> The radio station WAPL 105.7 is 10 times better
<zekey> IcEpole beer tastes a bit bitter, especially heinekken - the most horrible tasting, but I think I appreciate budweiser a lot though
<IcEpole> n this is my last beer.. so im enjoying it!
<wsyiwyg> suddenly I find myself upside down inside a small helecopter in a seatbelt..
<IcEpole> bud is ****e
<IcEpole> but saying that ill drink any beer
<wsyiwyg> heleevac is practising geting out of that helecopter..
<zekey> IcEpole I hope you don't like heinekken
<zekey> it ****s
<IcEpole> im drinking grolsch
<zekey> it's the grossest tasting.
<wsyiwyg> I'm not saving anybody's life other than my own..
<IcEpole> heinekken is one of worse
<chookie> have you got a simulator?
<wsyiwyg> we have simulator..
<IcEpole> well the export stuff anyways
<zekey> I like kegs.
<zekey> lol.
<wsyiwyg> in a big pool
<zekey> IcEpole eh the only beer I usually drink is from a kegger at a party.
<zekey> and that beer is usually pretty good
<chookie> why are you practicing this?
<wsyiwyg> they don't allow us on the platforms unless we do it..
<chookie> I don't even say street cred and I'm american
<zekey> I got pretty crunk yesterday from a sixpack and some vodka IcEpole
<chookie> platforms?
<chookie> that like oil?
<zekey> and weed
<IcEpole> i like beer out of a gl*** bottle, it is nice out of a keg tho
<wsyiwyg> yepp..
<wsyiwyg> oil
<chookie> ah so you'll be off on some platform dead to the world for awhile?
<IcEpole> well i been bad lately
<IcEpole> not that bad
<wsyiwyg> nahh.. in the north sea they have DSL
<IcEpole> but i have been smokin weed gain
<wsyiwyg> good for morale
<wsyiwyg> no weed though..not good for safety
<zekey> IcEpole I been real bad, yesterday was my second time for smoking pot
<chookie> ah right, can't have a bunch of guys on a platform and only stale nudie magazines
<zekey> it didn't really get me high
<wsyiwyg> we get one light beer on friday afternoons
<zekey> even though I had like 2 bowls.
<wsyiwyg> chookie, you are starting to understand...
<zekey> the only thing that happened was when I walked everything seemed a little concave. but other than that I wasn't finding anything funny, or I wasn't being tripped out
<IcEpole> i bought 2 £10 bags, i left one round me mates, i know he smoked it.. but he grows ;) an di know he just cut down, so he owes me... this bit i got now is lovely
<Xtine> good day everyone ! ... hi Jayde ;)
<wsyiwyg> chookie, for the record, I belive it is not stale, but rather crusy nudie magazines
<chookie> I was being tactful
<zekey> IcEpole I want to try shrooms
<zekey> that's what I want to try.
<IcEpole> every weed gives u different buzzes zekey
<wsyiwyg> I wasn't being tactful
<chookie> stale is a "nicer" way to say that
<IcEpole> why u becomming a lil crack ed zekey ;P
<zekey> I'm not.
<zekey> I'm not smoking weed again
<wsyiwyg> stale nudie is the same one you read last week, last month and three months ago..
<zekey> because it ****s ***
<zekey> it doesn't do anything for me.
<chookie> rofl
<chookie> I would call that "worn"
<wsyiwyg> crusty is the nudie mag you read for the first time last night..
<zekey> getting drunk does do me some good though
<chookie> uhg ewwwh
<zekey> a lot more than getting high
<chookie> stop lol
<chookie> TMI
<zekey> lol wsyiwyg
<wsyiwyg> they only come in "Mint", "Crusty" and "Stale"
<hotn3rd> yo, where do you download your music from?
<zekey> lmao
<zekey> hotn3rd: http://gnucleus.sourceforge.net/
<chookie> mint as in mont cindition or as someone forgot the baby oil and used toothpaste instead?
<hotn3rd> cool
<chookie> -o+i
<zekey> ewww
<zekey> toothpaste as lube
<zekey> that'd like
<zekey> burn
<chookie> it'd be different tho
<zekey> it'd burn!
<zekey> different in a bad way
<IcEpole> i stopped smokin weed for months zekey, wen i was younger we'd roll blunt like, and laugh at our older mates who barely put any weed in at all, but now i smoke very lil n get high
<chookie> hey half of europe is into pain
<zekey> IcEpole I had to smoke 4 bowls to get high last time
<zekey> well
<zekey> the time before that
<zekey> this time I didn't even get high
<chookie> didn't mean to offend
<chookie> I just don't get many american guys begging me to whip them
<hotn3rd> i just smoked 2 bowld and drank 2 beers.
<hotn3rd> i'm feelin pretty good.
<IcEpole> **** weed then
<zekey> I beg to be whipped
<chookie> rofl
<hotn3rd> vancity cronic.
<wsyiwyg> chookie... you obviously haven't met the right americans


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