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Comments:
<0> youhave seen me for all of ten minutes
<0> thats like not long
<0> oh right I was in pm
<1> depends how smashed you are sometimes 10 minutes goes forever
<0> true
<2> i dont know..
<0> like when your sick after
<1> lmao my 6 year old just asked me if i farted
<0> that takes forever
<2> juz see u falls frm taht chair..
<2> haha..
<0> did you?
<3> i'm girl
<2> yeah..
<1> not this time
<0> oh ok
<2> so..
<2> wher r u frm r-detar?
<4> my wife cut one the other night in bed damn near knocked me in the floor
<1> lol
<5> this is amusing :)
<6> its more then amusing and_then_i_typed
<4> smelled like hot anal death too
<7> hehheh...when my son was little we were at the supermarket checkout and he said....very loudly that I'd forgotten the cork for Daddy's ***
<1> lol
<6> did you sell that bucket yet pikaliz?
<7> I got an offer of $1.00...that's what I had to pay to get it hauled away :)
<6> well thats good
<6> I guess....
<7> hehheh
<8> ellow guyz....
<7> anyone watch Ali g
<5> ellow fresh meat
<9> LASKAR_CINTA
<7> he was interviewing a doctor and wanted to know why skeletons are evil
<10> hai
<6> id have dinner with one
<11> what does a penis of a skeleton look like? they never seem to show a male skeleton with all bones :/
<7> just the look on the doctors face was hilarious
<4> LoL
<6> well then
<2> olaaaaa
<7> can you breathe now?
<6> oh
<1> lol
<6> I have something to tell you
<6> I was already dead
<6> thus you couldnt have killed me
<7> no harm done then
<6> no not at all
<6> you could shoot me
<7> coolies
<6> stab me
<6> whatever
<6> well at least atm the brain is dead
<1> lol
<6> I want the first bowlk
<1> fingers are working for a bit longer though
<7> :)
<6> yes!
<12> hi.....
<5> lol Dead***yInTrackies
<6> you betcha!
<4> brb
<2> olaaa
<2> R=detaR,u left me here alone..:(
<6> damn that guy
<11> pikaliz, ready for that cyber yet? ;)
<13> Aaslam-o-Alaikum all
<6> you should tell him off
<5> lol
<1> lol
<6> and tell him he licks pouch
<7> no way...told you I have a fingerache tonight
<7> hehheh
<6> that reminded me of a joke that I cant remember all oif
<7> well that's useful
<6> isnt it the greatest when someone tells you a joke then forgets it at the end
<6> thats the best
<6> nothing makes me happier then a joke that never got finished
<14> ASL DONG
<5> catch :)
<6> or when a really drunk person tells one and the end is the beginning and the middle is the end and the beginning is the middle
<6> yet it makes sense to them
<6> and the other drunks who laugh
<1> uhuh
<6> then you look at them and say wtf.com are you laughing at
<7> two nuns are taking a shortcut through a field when a man leaps out from behind a bush and rapes them both.
<15> iiiiii
<6> O o
<11> liz.. you drunk?
<6> is that a joke minus the punchline?
<7> when he leaves, one nun looks at the other and says.'how will we ever tell the mother superior we were raped twice?'
<6> HA!
<6> there it is
<7> Twice? says the othe. Yes says the first one...we're coming back this way, aren't we?
<1> lol
<11> lol
<6> see now taht was a properly told joke
<7> can't type it all in one line...sheesh
<6> well no
<6> but at least you finished it
<7> :)
<6> and didnt leave any of it otu
<6> out
<6> joke telling is a lost art
<6> especially with drunk people
<1> lol
<6> they just **** it right up
<15> iiiiiiiiiii
<7> I know...I have the comedy network..I've never been so bored...
<16> lol
<6> then when you do hear the proper version of that joke it no longer matters
<7> I often tell hubby he should be on the comedy network because they aren't funny either
<6> most of em arent
<6> yet they all laugh
<7> that's because they're all drunk
<6> I swear they hold up cue cards that tells the people to laugh
<6> yes
<7> people will laugh at anything with enough booze in them
<6> that is true
<7> I hate laughtracks...if I have to be told it's funny...then it isn't
<6> no
<6> tellin someone something is funny before hand just builds it up to much
<11> bash.org thx
<17> iiiiiiiii
<11> hiay EM
<18> 4 forces the neigbours to listen to Electric Six * Bite Me 4
<7> one liners or short jokes are the best
<19> allo
<6> I was drunk once and I laughed at the smurfs
<6> then I thought hey...what if we were al smurfs
<7> 99 smurfs and one smurfette...hmmmm
<6> you betcha
<18> yeah shes welll used
<20> lol 1 smurfette?
<11> no
<7> just one
<11> only the chief had access to her
<11> the others were all homo
<21> Hey Faalcon
<6> that would make sense
<6> in fact
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