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Comments:
<0> lol
<1> hah
<2> b_ruth is just trolling, kicking up the waves.
<3> but they dont have to win the beloved stanley cup...they sell out every night no matter what
<4> brb need somethin on my laptop
<5> grabbing ones balls is a sign of deep friendship and love.
<3> and the teachers union is loaded
<5> I grabed my balls once...they beat me up.
<0> he'll be back jayde he has a proxy
<2> so grabbing your balls in public is a show of love?
<5> So I came back at them with a pogo stick.
<5> that learned them.
<6> any bi here
<6> bottom bi prefer
<0> ok i aint going there lol
<5> grabbing someone elses balls in public is a show that you are either very horny, gay or in love...depending on gender and religion and geography.
<5> (In san fran the grabbing of another's balls is a simple way of greeting)
<1> that was deep zytin
<2> or a sicko, rapist or something
<1> hahahah
<1> lol
<7> what if you grab em and squeeze til they cry?
<5> Deep like the fudge of my mind.
<0> ok im in the south, female and baptist lol
<0> whats that make me? lol
<3> well then you are a serial killer
<5> If you are a guy you cannot grab a girl's boobs, though, or you go to jail.
<1> horney....fugly
<0> or lose a hand
<5> you can grab a girl's boobs if you are another girl, and you can grab balls if you are a guy...
<2> well, fug, do you do it in public?
<5> But no male to female contact is allowed.
<0> only if you piss me off lol
<3> thats funny
<3> I must have broke the law a number of times
<2> mace is easier, you can use the can.
<8> you dog
<0> well
<9> l
<10> i
<5> And if you do anything but smile and respond to the ball grab by another guy you will go to jail or be kicked out of the city for being homophobic.
<3> I think I remeber lots of male to female contact
<0> i like to just hold them lightly in my hand and make them worry bout when im gonna squeeze lmao
<1> a billyclub is better
<10> hi
<2> or a baseball bat
<1> easton
<1> clank!
<0> i got a dmarini
<3> there loaded bats ****
<5> Women don't realize that a swift slap to the crotch of the female body is just as painful as a kick/knee to the testicles.
<1> that'll work
<3> they make good hockey sticks though
<5> slap with a palm, not the fingers.
<2> dude, you can't hit a woman like that.
<0> but what if they like it rough zytin?
<2> that is just unfair.
<5> fugly, bouncing a clit off of the pelvic bone goes beyond rough.
<3> honey give me that bat, I'm not gonna hurt ya, I'm just gonna smash your ****ing brains in"
<1> tring to picture that
<5> But if they like that...well...Then one is best off either running away or getting following through with a hammer to the back of the neck.
<0> i bet i can get a left hook before i get wacked lol
<11> where does the G-SPot located exactly
<5> 1-2 inches up along the front wall of the love canal, jumping.
<1> its different for all women jumping
<5> it feels like a wad of gum.
<5> can't miss it.
<5> if you can, you ****.
<7> flick it
<3> lol
<1> hahah....a wad of gum
<0> lol
<2> its like a big bubble
<0> ok who is this zytin lol
<5> it's a spoungy wad.
<12> any indian/paki woman here
<11> zytin are you a male or a female?
<5> I call it girl-gum.
<1> lol
<0> omg lol
<5> Jumping, It doesn't matter, I know what a g-spot is and where it's at.
<9> hai
<2> amateurs.
<0> could you show me mine pls?
<0> lmao
<5> And if you know how to use it you'll be getting a face and mouth full of girl-juice.
<13> hai
<0> " honey could you please get my girl gum " lmao
<5> and your hand will be soaked all the way up to your elbow.
<2> hai, so desho.
<1> nice
<2> and someone watches a lot of movies.
<0> rofl
<14> mc2x <-= spam
<5> spm, you've never been with a squirter?
<4> w00t
<5> every woman can gush.
<14> wow your on late tonight minty
<1> nice
<5> If you haven't gotten one to do so, then you're doing something wrong.
<2> some can, some cant.
<5> spm, all can.
<5> some just don't let you.
<11> zytin i insist are you a male or a femal?
<4> you've said that here before haven't you zytin
<3> whats the deal, if i needed or wanted *** ed I'd turn on some Dr Ruth
<0> i feel like im in *** ed 101 lol
<5> because it feels like they're going to pee so they stop themselves.
<1> zytin is a male
<1> thats my guess
<2> i dont think its fair to offer information on who or what type of women i have been with.
<15> any girls from syd wanna chat to a 20 male
<0> if you are male would you please raise your paw lol
<5> hawg, you're either a guy who doesn't know what you're doing or a girl who isn't comfortable enough with her body to realize what it's capable of.
<2> why don't you tell us what types of women / men you have been with?
<4> wtf
<11> zytin answer me
<1> where did that come from
<11> male or female?
<4> be civil zytin
<5> I am civil.
<16> sfgsf
<4> I don't think anyone really cares if you're Mr. ***uality
<2> zytin, are you a man or a female?
<5> Like a leopard.
<16> slm
<1> you know he is male cause he thinks he knows everything
<17> o q?
<4> lol hawg
<0> lmao hawg
<5> No, I am educated and I know how to read.
<1> probably 17
<16> s
<4> well, i would say he'd have to be a teenager too then if that's the case
<17> o q galinha
<3> actually isnt it women who think they know everything
<17> ?
<4> ROFL hawg
<0> wtf do you read, karma sutra? lol
<5> and I also know that I could have you drenching your sheets if you're a woman.
<4> GMTA
<2> we are all really proud of your accomplishments in reading, now, are you male or female?
<16> slm
<1> hah
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