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Comments:
<0> damn, i walk them home wrong
<1> lol
<2> ANA MKAREZ ET ENTOUMA ZETOU 3LIYA **** ALL OF YOU
<3> lol out
<0> it's nota religion Anya^, it's a lifestyle choice
<4> problem is without religion all we have left is Walmart
<5> lol
<4> which is just as crap
<1> lol JustABot
<0> imagine how many lost people there'd be without religion
<5> that guy is a freakin crack head
<0> all hail Wlamart
<0> and Walmart too
<1> then the world would be over populated
<4> could be a good thing tho no religion Philby
<4> we`d have more singers/song writers
<1> survival of the fitest and all that
<6> religion is just one of them lies ur parents tells u, like santa and the tooth fairy
<4> lots more new drugs
<5> as if it isn't already overpopulated?
<0> santa never told me a lie
<7> Religion just doesn't add up . so called facts - for example Jesus was said , as the Messiah, to be born of the house of David - but how? - he had no genes from his father
<1> there ya go...
<6> eve nin laz
<4> selamz young IcEpole
<8> ANA RANI KAROUZI DONT PLAY WITH ME ****
<0> genes weren't even popular back then
<7> hmmkaynod
<5> Guest80258: lower the caps and stop acting like a whacko
<1> but they had some wicked toga parties
<8> H
<8> SD
<8> D
<4> imagine tho if in 2000 years time they found topends Philby hard drive
<6> lol
<5> lol
<4> and he was the new jesus
<9> D
<0> he's not the messiah
<1> i think you're pushing it there JustABot
<10> K
<0> all i need is a good marketing campaign
<4> tho could backfire and they find Exomans hard drive
<4> proper doomed
<1> see how fast you get crusified Philby
<5> haha
<6> in the future they'le prolly dig pens up n say 'mummy, wats this?
<10> IT S ME MAN DONT PLAY WITH ME ****
<5> we all came from lizards??
<10> H
<0> crucifixion wouldn'twork these days
<0> too many greenies would complain aboutcutting down trees to make a cross
<5> lol
<0> and you can't have synthetic ones either
<1> where there's a will there's a way
<1> will even
<5> they'll do it on a metal cross
<7> the would have flexicrosses and timesharing on crucifixions now
<5> lol
<0> hmm, timesharin
<1> i can see that
<5> nah he'd just be put down by lethal injection
<7> it's like bath sharing except with time Philby
<4> did Jesus actually he was coming back ?
<4> say*
<0> did he what ?
<4> or is a myth
<7> not Jesus but another Messiah
<5> isn't it all a myth?
<4> another one ?
<5> tsk laz
<7> the Mk II
<4> bloody ell .. how many do we need
<0> he had to come back, still had some things to pick up from his flat
<1> there is only one
<5> there were tons
<4> lol
<0> The Bible - II
<1> even though my bf claims to be God
<0> do you worship at his altar ?
<1> no but he would love to have a following
<5> what man wouldn't?
<1> he has actually made a few people believe he is god
<6> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4646513.stm <-- seen that up ur way laz? got a crate for like 40p per bottle
<4> what religion is the easiest to blag then ?
<7> I had a following once - but it turned out to be an unmarked police car
<5> lol
<4> islam seems abit time consuming
<0> you converted the Police ?
<0> wow
<0> oops, i meant to say YAY !
<7> no I'm still a Leonard Cohen fan
<4> Church Of England would suit me
<1> same with judaism, too many rules
<4> be like on Inspector Morse
<5> i found out that satan lived in the garage behind my old house yesterday
<4> sunday afternoon scones and the odd murder
<7> Judaism is better though - you get special food
<0> which satan Anya^ ?
<4> jewish ladies ?
<5> cuz he'd written his name on the plastic siding
<5> and a pretty little star
<1> is the same food though as muslim
<1> just different name
<7> can you have a Jewish Muslim?
<0> muslin ?
<4> same religion/branch essentially
<11> hi
<7> what do the muslims call latkas and matzos then whiffy?
<4> beans n rice ?
<1> i am sure they have their own special name for em
<4> is there a Church of Australia Philby ?
<0> and it probably has a chrm sound in it
<4> sounds like hells angel club
<0> nope
<4> you have no state Church ?
<1> church of wanna-be-England?
<12> ahhh rancid.
<12> good band
<0> no, we franchised the C of E
<4> no wonder Chopper dvds sell there
<7> I joined the Hells Anglers but apparently they don't really do any fishing at all
<4> so which religion gives you the most food ?
<0> Hare Krishnas
<0> always eating
<7> Malaysian weddings have tables that bend under food
<13> any girl or ladhy here for egyption man ;)
<1> all the countries that are catholic have great foods
<1> french, italian
<4> i like the idea of a fine catholic lady
<4> are you catholic ms chookie ?
<12> <-- salvation army
<7> Vatican cooking is really cool
<0> the Salvos stopped wearingtheir hats here the other year
<1> i bet they have the best chefs
<7> they have matzos and latkas
<12> they still wear them in my home town.
<0> i was shocked
<7> Halal latkas
<0> but still get called Captain and stuff
<12> my pop goes to church in a full uniform lol
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