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<0> and she's like do I look like a soccer person
<0> and I said well no but you ARE a wog
<0> :p
<0> so I guess I have to keep talking about soccer until I DO get to go
<0> and my brother isn't going :(
<0> CP can you whip me up something with olvies?
<0> olives rather
<0> and mum goes "you cant stay with dimitri not yet"
<1> oh i thought it was KJAM and rayth telling you not to go to soccor
<0> no no
<0> they think I am 53
<1> oh
<1> lmao
<0> just because I said I dont want to be put in a nursing home
<1> who does
<1> fug that
<0> Damn
<0> if I give birth to kids damn straight they are going to look after me until I die!
<0> of course MEN dont give birth to children
<0> so naturally they would live anywhere at an old age
<1> thank god
<0> I on the other hand want to subject my children to cruelty
<0> I want my broth luke warm
<1> the worlds work force would collapse
<0> and I want my footsies m***aged
<1> cause none of the would work
<0> well there is NO way in hell there putting me into a nursing home :s
<0> pffff
<0> bull crap
<0> you wanna know what happened to my friend?
<0> she MISCARRIAGEd
<0> do you know what that involves?
<0> any idea KJAM?
<0> golf ball indeed
<0> pffff
<2> yes my wife has had that happen five times u impudent little cretin Vampy_Goddess
<0> men and there "ohhhhh my *** hurts ohhh"
<0> yes I am little thank you for your acknowledgement
<0> anyway annie
<0> what is the best method of nagging so I can be able to go to the soccer
<0> I told mum it would only be for one night
<0> I like my bean bag thank you
<2> u definitely aint 53 i give ya that
<2> it shows rather well
<0> another 30 yrs for that
<0> :p````
<2> so u r 23 and u have to ask for parenst permission?? or is ur maths ability sh*t
<0> do you have ANY idea what European parents are like?
<2> yep i had an italian uncle and he treated my female cousin like sh*t
<0> well then
<0> dont ask stupid questions
<1> gawd i have no idea nessa
<0> its only for one night :(
<2> well unless the details are laid out u will always look stupid Vampy_Goddess
<1> and im sorry to hear that about your wife KJAM
<0> well KJAM I am not talking to you so kindly shove off :p
<2> that was sometime ago tho anniebabeblues
<1> my sister went through that
<2> as long as u talk in open channel i will voice an opinion
<0> out of a million sperm per ejaculation
<2> ..and as long as u keep taking the bait i will keep fishing
<0> only approximately 3,000 survive
<0> so
<0> my question is
<0> why do men waste sperm?
<0> Kjam
<0> I'm waiting for your "input"
<2> because as in real life the female ovum doesnt give clear and concise directions on the way to go
<2> :)
<0> ohh so there should be traffic signs for the sperm?
<0> actually its due to the harsh conditions in the ovum
<0> :p
<2> Vampy_Goddess how hard is it for you to just up and leave home?
<0> god
<2> or would that be to the dtriment of ya health?
<0> before my brother left my parents where crying
<0> Detriment
<0> basically cant leave home until I am married
<2> please do not picl on my typing.........
<2> pick even
<2> as u would put it Vampy_Goddess i am a male after all
<0> I did not intend to pick on your typing
<0> infact I am a horrific speller
<0> anyone want some choccie?
<0> nooooo ok then :p
<2> let me guess Vampy_Goddess u have to wait for an arranged marriage before u can leave???????
<0> nope
<0> although they would like me to marry this stupid idiot
<0> nooo thanks
<2> well then why not find someone and f*k off from home
<0> I have found someone
<2> but u have to be escorted when with him?
<3> hi all
<2> hi ASITURK
<3> how are u
<0> hmmm
<0> excorted if I go beyond Canberra
<0> geia sas ASITURK
<2> 12.....12Welcome to #AllNiteCafe 12.....
<2> 00......04.....04 ASITURK 04......
<3> vampy you from canberra rae you?
<0> yes
<0> anyone got a calender close by?
<3> thought so
<3> hehehe
<0> what does that mean?
<0> calenderrrrrr
<2> careful ASITURK she bites
<3> nothing
<3> they are nice people there
<3> no she wont bite
<0> :p
<3> true
<0> only bite when provoked
<2> easter is not this weekend but following weekend Vampy_Goddess and am sure easter bunny will still visit u
<0> damn straight
<0> my easter bunny is like honey
<0> but so much sweeter
<0> nooooooooo
<0> not until easter
<2> well i gotta go help finish getting dinner etc .....................(wife is resting)
<2> 12..........12GOODBYE FROM KJAM 12.........
<2> 13.........08 04:57pm 07/04/2006 13........
<2> 12.....12I will try to get back later!12...
<4> hi
<4> salam
<4> how r u all?
<3> hi salam
<3> wb vampy
<0> thanks
<4> w/s
<4> how r u?
<0> mmmmmmmm
<3> does it tate nice?
<0> yep
<3> taste
<0> milky and creamy
<0> ASITURK do I know you?
<0> o.O
<3> not realy vamp
<0> spoken before?
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