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Comments:
<0> turkish chicks are hot
<0> well can be
<1> even with their monobrows
<0> haha
<1> and moustaches
<1> might as well date their brothers, since they look the same
<0> im talking about turks that realise they arent arabs :P
<0> the ones who have some self respect
<2> turks are just middle eastern cowboys
<0> the only thing that doesnt do it for me is they have a habit of having tiny bodies and huge tits :(
<3> arablady - your ident is "niceboy19"
<0> which just doesnt do it for me
<4> oooh...awesomeness...just got an email saying the album of traditional hungarian folk music is on the way
<2> not much difference between saddling up a horse and saddling up a camel
<4> it's not mione!!!
<4> my niece wanted it for her grandma
<1> so you prefer huge bodies and tiny tits ?
<0> im not a tits man in case anyone didnt get that
<0> no i prefer tiny bodies and tiny tits
<4> I can only imagine hoiw it sounds
<2> better than huge titse and a tiny body
<0> im a legs and *** person
<0> tits dont interested me all that much
<2> eyes..
<1> i prefer beer
<2> it's all about the eyes..
<0> oh definatly beer
<1> so Disnatured, you like girls that have a boys body ??
<0> whats your drop of choice Philby ?
<2> and she has to be able to kick my ***
<5> hi
<6> j\smsk
<0> hahaha
<0> you could say that
<1> Coopers green
<0> oh nice
<6> hahaha buduh
<4> I forget who sings that
<6> yeh
<1> pikaliz - you are not a fellow
<1> you'rea sheila
<5> hi
<0> brb its anyhow time
<5> hi
<7> no
<1> winnies ****
<8> hmm...
<4> Philby...and I can't sing either...and the point is?
<1> i rarely have a point pikaliz, you should know that
<4> I can scare people into submitting to my will merely by threatening to sing to them :)
<9> f
<9> hf
<9> d
<8> lol know that feeling pik. I cleared a bar singing Sweetest thing by U2.
<1> sing for us pikaliz
<4> I sound like a donkey that's bing raped by a rusty tin can
<2> so what tattoo should i get next... netherlands flag, or a bull 'cuz i'm a taurus?
<4> still want me to sing?
<2> i'm half dutch
<8> lol
<2> hence the netherlands flag..
<4> half sutch...does that mean you pay for one quarter of a date?
<2> i wish
<4> jkjkjkjk
<2> only if the girl's dutch too :)
<2> maybe i'll get both
<0> back
<2> oh goody
<0> dutch ? dutch ppl are too tall
<2> i'm only 6'0
<10> how tall are you?
<2> still only 6'0
<0> the better question is how short am i
<0> im 5'4
<2> i'm kinda tubby tho
<0> i only just p***ed height for the army :/
<2> 225 last time i bothered to check
<2> it's the beer, and the lack of real exercise that does that, tho...
<0> 225 ???? wtf
<4> I once dated guy who was 6'4"...my neck still hurt from the goodnight kiss
<2> 225 pounds
<2> not 225 stone
<0> oh pounds haha
<0> i was thinking kilos
<2> oh
<11> mmm kilos
<2> that's something like 105 kilos
<0> yeah about twice my weight
<4> 1 kilo is 2.2 lbs
<2> yeah
<1> DID YOU KNOW: In Lebanon, it is NOT illegal for males to have *** with animals, so long as the animals are not male.
<11> yikes
<12> mmm
<0> typical lebs
<2> so.. no homo***ual bestiality..
<4> that explains the good looks
<0> im glad there arent many out here
<4> jkjk
<2> what about women having *** with animals?
<11> unlikely
<11> they dont allow any liberties to their women
<1> DID YOU KNOW: In Bahrain, a doctor may not look directly at a woman's genitals, he must use a mirror.
<2> i saw a video of a woman getting nailed by a horse
<0> thats ok jews can have *** with a girl under the age of 8 and it doesnt count as ***
<2> she wasn't lebanese, tho
<10> just recently a man in the USA had *** with a male horse and died
<13> now they're trying to put a beastiality bill in place in washington
<10> and the newspaper did not give his name
<2> died cuz he got kicked in the balls for nailing a horse in the butt?
<11> I saw video of a guy trying to go to the bathroom on the road, and a donkey raped him
<1> DID YOU KNOW: In Riga, Latvia, it is illegal for couples to argue whilst having ***.
<2> what kind of couple argues while having *** anyway?
<4> married couples
<8> I don't suppose there was much filibustering during that debate in the parliment...
<11> I argue lol
<2> "NO, not like that"
<2> "YES, LIKE THAT"
<11> no, YOU tie ME up this time!
<8> lol jerm
<2> reise, reise..
<2> i'm getting bored real fast
<11> man this sux, Im sick, and just FINALLy got invited to this girl who has a crush on me's party, and I cant go
<14> hi abe man
<2> go anyway jerm
<11> im -sick-
<1> In the state of Washington there is a law against
<1> having *** with a virgin under any circumstances.
<1> (Including the wedding night)
<11> cant even speak
<2> yeah... pretty colours don't do much for me
<0> so how do they become a non virgin ?
<1> so much for procreation of the species
<2> jerm: you either go, or you don't get laid by your girl..
<1> hey i don't make the laws
<15> mashromekh
<1> cross the border
<11> yep Gunny
<15> mah metaaav motek shely ?
<2> **** it up and nail that broad..
<11> none the less, Im too sick
<11> cant talk
<2> are you contagious?
<11> yep
<10> sorry JermSnap
<2> if you've got the symptoms
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