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<0> That's an old pic.
<1> oh
<1> ok ill wait for a new one..
<1> take ur time
<1> *grins
<1> only thing id get pierced...
<0> Ha, not found my webcam since I moved :P
<1> prolly a nipple or 2
<2> i`m opposed to ***ism tho .. i think ladies are lovely
<0> or three.
<2> brb smoke/garden
<2> <+IcEpole> bloody women drivers!
<1> sounds good to me!
<0> JustABot: Wow, that's remarkablt similar to the good old chauvenist arguments of "I'm not ***ist, I love women!"
<3> lol
<2> was wernt it lol



<1> <2> nah truth is, women are better drivers than us men
<2> see nows a prime example
<2> i was about to go the loo .. then have a smoke
<1> hahaha
<2> but oh on .. her neice is in the loo
<2> so it`s 20 hours to wait again
<4> LOL
<0> See. Women have the power to make you burst your bladder! (Or pee out of the window)
<2> one day i`ll turn the light off
<1> can be like that in my house.. u run the thought of havig a a bath or toilet... and as u process it in ur head, u hear the bathroom door shut/luck
<2> you know what women are like with no lights
<1> lock*
<3> DeJaVu_27: screw you
<2> plus why i`m having a moan
<2> explain to me the logic of this
<2> pluck eyebrows ... pay 15 quid for a pencil .. draw them back on
<5> botty!
<2> selamz ms boozylil .. i need the loo
<3> cuz you draw it back in better
<0> Can't help you with that one. My eyebrows are all natural.
<5> i bring out the urine in him
<6> wish jarods soccor coach would ring and tell me if they are training today
<5> ello chookie :)
<3> I don't draw them in...
<3> personally
<5> hey annie :)
<3> hiya boozylil
<2> some ancient religious cult used to practice wanting the loo for weeks as penance
<3> i waited til i was 28 to have my brows wax'd for the first time
<1> worse thing with toilet, tell me if this ever happen to u.... ur busting for a pee, ur walking home.. and ur house gets closer.. its getting even closer! n befor eu know it ur at ur doorstep, and ur getting all exited, im home, im home! u get ur key in teh door, barge in toilet, open zipper only to just make it in the bowl
<6> HATE not knowing how my day has to go
<1> boozylil!
<5> IcEplank! long time no see!
<6> heya boozylil
<5> awight tweecall?
<2> waxxed off ms chookie ?
<2> i have a thing for ladies with no hair on head
<3> no, just "shaped"
<2> annie lennox!
<0> IcEpole: Yeah, that one is strange! It's like your body gives up trying to hold it in once you get in your toilet!
<2> or sinead occonner
<3> i'd look worse bald
<1> yeh not bad boozy, yah.. bout urself?
<6> she rocks
<5> yeh all good here thanks
<5> little britain tomoro at last!
<5> if hes better
<1> mind over matter AmyJ...
<1> summin like that
<5> if hes not im gonna make him worse!
<2> this yer man ms boozylil ?
<5> nope botty, matt lucas has been sick
<2> oh lol soz
<0> The thing is, you know that if it had taken a minute longer to get home, you would have been alright.
<5> ive had these bstard tickets for a year an a half im not waiting any longer
<2> is the baldy headed bloke ?
<5> yessir
<1> lol i get confused laz
<2> he said he went bald at 6 .. so had to find life funny
<0> People still like Little Britain?



<5> i went the mighty boosh on sunday at the royal court
<5> it was ace
<2> i still aint seen it .. told its good
<2> zoo one ?
<5> aye
<2> i seen Bottom at the royal court
<1> summin on tv bout people asking to have their legs cut off? wtf is up with people
<2> proper small stage
<0> Did they do a Bottom show last year or have they packed it in?
<5> theyre never paking in!
<2> not sure this was years back
<5> theyll ride that horse till its dead
<0> Haven't seen anything of Bottom since the 2003 show :/
<2> spudgun = speccy
<1> lol
<1> too ke a while to appreciate bottom i thuink
<1> think
<1> took me*
<1> ffs
<0> Bottom is ace!
<0> "God save the Quim!"
<2> lol eddie hitler
<0> "Did you have the fish?" "No... I ate it."
<5> ello marmech
<2> did yer watch peep show ? ms boozylil
<7> hello
<7> how is it
<8> helo
<5> yep boty av got it on dvd love it
<8> it is good
<5> +t
<1> this is weird, this woman is looking at wheelchairs, for wen she finds a doc that will cut her legs off, fo no medical reason
<6> ack
<2> some people have that problem tho IcEpole .. hate there limbs
<2> was a bloke who sat on a train track
<6> i watched jerry springer once and this guy cut his own **** off, so another guy wouldnt stalk him
<2> ever watch The green wing ms boozylil too ?
<6> ONLY A MALE would do that
<6> like ffs
<1> theres a woman here who doen same laz, she got oen leg missin.. everyone knows her for it
<0> ABE: Well, I don't think a woman could cut her **** off :)
<1> shes 'accepted'
<6> no thats not what i meant
<6> der
<5> love it botty, cant wait for second series
<6> THATS obvious
<2> we like the same tv programs ms boozylil .. where both reds .. we should get married
<5> lol
<9> hi annie
<2> i`ll tell her to move out
<1> lol
<2> its no bother
<6> hi pipesmoker
<6> p*** the bong
<10> hello
<0> Bah, no one ever asks me to marry them. I need more cats.
<1> lol
<6> no wonder
<9> like the annie's song
<3> Marry me AmyJ
<6> nice song pipesmoker
<1> my mates mum has 13 AmyJ... shes mad as a...
<1> a.... shes just mad
<5> and smells of cat piss i bet eh IcEplank
<6> ewwwwwwwwwww
<6> i have bunnies
<1> it dont actually stink... dunno how she does it
<6> they smell
<6> if u dotn clean thier cages well
<6> they do little pebble poos


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