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<0> lmao
<1> mess with me .. i`ll hide her slippers
<2> back
<1> ever seen a woman looking for slippers ?
<0> and the nail file!
<1> they go mad if cant find em
<3> we let you think we need you
<4> yeah right laz
<2> men go mad if they cant find the remot
<2> remot to the tv
<1> i must point out ms chookie without men .. the world would have no babies/straight shelfs
<5> Lady: Correction - men go mad if they can't have the remote in their possession ALL THE FLIPPING TIME.
<2> your right Amy
<3> we have so much sperm...in banks...I think we could manage
<6> i sugger ray
<1> but modern ladies are not happy
<5> I've never ever ever met a guy who would say "Hey, do you want the remote for a while?"
<3> and they make laser levels
<1> they may well be financially independent .. (allowed to drive!)
<1> but they still have the urge to carried up stairs in a firemans lift style
<1> and ravaged .. or ravvaged .. one of em
<0> lol
<2> acutaly mine does sometimes ask if I want the remote..but remember I did say 'SoMeTiMeS" lol
<3> I've yet to meet a man who can properly ravage
<1> they dont want no namby pamby wishy washy .. "feminine" male .. (no offence to all Canadian males)
<7> hi ppl
<8> i married one
<8> lol
<5> JustABot: Women only like to be ravaged once in their lives. So if you've got a girl who wants to be ravaged, it's a sign you're not doing it right :P
<3> one what? feminine man?
<1> girl i used to work with would complain
<3> mine is feminine and he ain't from canada
<1> her man was too nice
<1> lol too nice!
<3> mine is too nice ;)
<1> she would call him names .. be moody .. all that
<0> ive been there laz
<1> and he`d make her a cuppa tea .. which made her more annoyed
<3> ROFL
<0> and it comes back to the one of few bist of advice me ole man gave me. dont try understand a woman
<7> whats up ppl?
<1> nar i dont mean ravvaged as in eaten by lions ms AmyJ
<3> haha
<0> 'we dont see nough of each other, ur always at work.. week later 'we see to much of each other
<0> cant win!
<7> lol
<3> I never make the mistake of sayin we dont see enough of each other
<2> I wish mine would just do what I ask him to do...dont ya men realize all you have to do, is what we tell ya to, and do it when we tell you to
<3> I can't get him to leave me bloody alone
<1> yeh but thats the crutch ms Lady^Crysania
<0> lol AmyJ!
<1> ladies try and shape us
<0> i gotta pay for the next ones?
<5> There you go, IcEpole - You said you wanted it! :P
<0> i didnt expect that
<1> secretly all women like powerfull men
<3> I won't lie, I do
<0> its a man itself
<3> find me one tho
<5> Secretly all men talk out of their arses.
<5> Wait.
<1> yeh but lol
<7> ...
<2> it works both ways, you ask us to do something, then we ask you...
<3> they don't make them like that anymore
<5> That's not a secret.
<2> lol Amy
<1> ok .. say i was yer other half ms AmyJ
<0> its all this womans righst business
<5> I'd rather not :P
<0> women in power
<1> /ms AmyJ can move arse out of telly and while yer up 2 jammy dodger/coffee .. tar
<0> lol
<1> say i was being too nice
<1> like cringeingly nice
<5> JustABot: I'd tell you where the kitchen was and to get it your f'n self.
<1> and saying stuff like "yes .. your right .. its my fault"
<0> haha
<0> 'here let me, no ill do it!
<1> even tho you knew i wasnt
<2> its always your fault
<1> i reckon you`d resent me more than if i just said .. sod it i`m going the pun narky nickers
<1> b*
<3> what is "pun narky nickers" mean?
<3> lol
<4> lol
<0> s'all a game, lil chase.. women love playing with power, lets face it they can plant a spell on us.. but they love to give ya power just to steal it back from ya
<4> wearing?
<1> pub = drinking establisment
<2> nicksers are unddies
<3> yeah i knew that
<4> ***** POWER
<1> narky nickers = a female in a mood
<3> you have a bar called narky nickers?
<3> ah
<4> ***** POWER
<3> lol
<4> IT RULES
<4> admit it guys
<4> ya helpless when ***** power comes out
<1> nar ms anniez .. us males get to a certain stage
<1> female parts vs ready salted crisp
<5> IcEpole: That's probably about the closest to it. Women know they have all the power, so we occasionally like to lull the men into thinking they have *some*.
<3> lol, i believe it
<1> i`d agree ms AmyJ cept for the huge spider/fairy rodent angle
<3> fairy?
<3> wtf
<9> hi all
<2> make men feel in conrtol, we get more
<5> Fairy rodents. lol
<1> yeh say like a urban street rat ms chookie in yer bedroom
<1> and you had a man in yer kitchen
<4> men have power
<4> all 7 inches of it
<3> I'd get one of my cats
<1> would you a) chase/kill it with a spade b) get yer man to sort it ?
<4> or 8
<3> d) none of the above
<1> modern cats are proper lazy
<3> i'd get one of the cats
<1> they cant even be bothered to kill stuff
<3> well, 1 out of the 6 will do somethin
<1> would end up the other 5 fighting the 1 tho
<1> cats = anarchists
<3> lol
<10> hello and howdy and hoya and such....
<5> Ha, given the number of rats I had to clear out of the garage when I moved in the other week, I think finding one in my bedroom would result in the reaction "Oh for god's sake. Not another one. Bugger off!"
<3> rodents don't bother me
<1> ok ms AmyJ .. but dont take this the wrong way .. yer a irc lady
<3> its when they JUMP out at you
<3> I get startled...then I'm ok
<1> and we all know irc women .. are a tadd .. not normal
<3> lol
<3> true
<0> i dont like rats much, and if one was in my room, it wouldnt be walking out
<5> And I suppose IRC men are a picture of normality? :P
<4> mice are cool
<1> nar there all mad too
<10> okay let me try again....hoya and howdy and hello y'all!
<4> but pet rats are one of the cleanest animals to have
<5> JustABot: Well done, you've just negated your whole argument :P
<1> but internet relay chat female are worse
<1> least us men are only here for topless webcam loving and the football results
<5> Frankly I'd rather be abnormal than a bling-wearing chavette.
<0> AmyJ id just liek to say u have a nice belly butten for piercing
<0> chavette hahaha
<1> yeh but thats my point .. normal women .. and the fairy rodents
<5> IcEpole: It IS pierced :p
<5> That's an old pic.
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